I came expecting you to be wrong about everything and you blew it by being right about shrimp. And okra. What sick person does that?

Defining a hate group built on harassment and torment by it’s most common actions seems pretty fair to me.

Oh, fuck off.

Everything wants us dead. The universe is clearly not fond of the humanity experiment.

I’d be very okay with that being a thing that happens for real, though. Make this a thing that happens for real.

Except it’s not. It was a random thing he was called by one random person.

Or maybe it’s stuff like this! So measured! Not at all dismissive of trans people. Nope. Keep defending transphobia and passing this bullshit off as “okay” when it is, in fact, bullshit:

The answer is always cheesecake.

Aside from the fact that she’s generally an asshole? Or that time she tried to push the conspiracy theory that the Sandy Hook shootings were a hoax created by the media? Or the SEVERAL times she’s gone out of her way to insult Fallon Fox and defend Matt Mitrione after he said that Fallon is basically just a sick guy…

Yeah, fuck all that terrible shit Ronda has said and done. She did some cool things and as part of the advertising budget her publisher got an excerpt of her book on Jezebel even though she most likely could not give two shits about the existence of this site or anyone on it so she’s like, totally our hero now even…

I mean, I guess I can see it. His technique is a bit questionable, though, if you ask me.

This really was the worst. I remember getting FFIX and the strategy guide for Christmas and constantly being pissed off at the guide. We didn’t really have the best internet out in the middle of nowhere in 2000, so it was a nightmare. It ended up being pretty much the last guide I ever bought, because by that point…

It seems like this is supposed to be satirical, which makes it awful satire. If it’s not satirical, then it’s just awful.

Honestly, I’m kind of intrigued by Konami’s , “Hey, look at that! We have feet! What happens if we shoot ourselves in the foot over and over?!” strategy.

The best thing any person on earth can do is learn to appreciate roasted Brussels sprouts because man, most people just don’t know what they’re missing.

I’m not saying that Subway is okay, but what I am saying is that when you live in the middle of nowhere in the South, only end up traveling to other places that qualify as “the middle of nowhere”, and are a vegetarian, Subway is goddamned convenient. Almost anywhere you go in the US, you can count on two things: there…

Is it long, boring story that no one cares about time? Yeah, it's long, boring story that no one cares about time!

Because the world needs further proof that TB is, was, and will forever be a joke. The funniest thing in the world is John Bain trying to lecture anyone about ethics, objectivity, or professionalism, three concepts that he himself is so completely disconnected from.

I have nothing good to say about rabbits.

No, because you’re an awful person. Gosh. Reading comprehension isn’t your friend is it?