You don’t sound like an awful person. You are an awful person.

God, I accidentally left the TV on and caught this last night. It was so awkward that I wanted to just hide under my bed and cry forever. That being said, I think she managed to get a very uncomfortable laugh out of me with the “joke” about asking her son if he had any friends he could introduce her to. One of those,…

“It’s not just sex! It’s love! It’s two people connecting...with four other people. And aliens.”

Let’s not kid ourselves. You like Sabra because of that sharpness from the citric acid that you’ll never actually replicate with lemon juice. You’ll go off and you’ll make your own, but it’s not the same. Maybe it’s good, maybe it’s not. It’s not..right. It’s real hummus, not the real unreal hummus that Sabra is.…

I really want to say something meaningful, smart, and supportive about all of this but I just can’t. I’m just so fucking tired of this shit and I mostly just want to meet this principal and the faculty members who feel this way and I just want to glare at them. Just lock eyes and glare as my ugly disapproving face…

No one is trying to trick anyone, brah, aside from shitty dudebros trying to trick others into thinking they aren’t terrible human beings. Fortunately for them, they’ve got such fantastic, upstanding folk like yourself to constantly jump in and tell the world how wronged they were and it’s really someone else’s fault…

You’re an awful person. You know that, right? The fact that your first instinct is to immediately try to justify murdering a woman (and yes, that is what you are doing) kind of says it all. When a person murders someone else, you know who is to blame? The person who committed the murder. Period. Not the woman he…

“Did she deserve murder? Absolutely fucking not. “

So many stupid comments about people getting tricked into sex here that it’s making my eyes bleed. I’m going to help all of you out.

Don’t want to accidentally sleep with someone who is trans? I have a simple solution for you! Before you engage with any sort of sexual contact with another human being, let them know that you’re a transphobic jerkbag in advance. I promise, you won’t ever have to worry about “tricking” any trans person into thinking…

Not being able to get frozen eggplant in your supermarket I can understand, but frozen cauliflower? I've never been to a supermarket that doesn't have frozen cauliflower.

My home is currently duct taped together and falling apart. I have more hospital debt than I'll ever be able to pay. On top of the usual bills and life expenses, I've also been busting my ass to take care of my mom and help her get her life back together. In between her medical bills and personal issues, my credit…

I love you, because you managed to write an entire article out of something that can be summed up in four words:

God, that first letter just hurts to read, if only because I was inches away from that exact same place. She was so awesome when I met her, but the red flags were everywhere, even when we were just friends. I ignored it and spent two years of my life being torn down and ripped apart, trying to convince myself that…

Because it's really about ethics in incestuous relationship journalism.

I can't muster up an ounce of sympathy for the guy. If anything, I'm overjoyed that some group with some power saw a death threat and said, "Nope. This is not acceptable behavior," and served up some consequences. Maybe it will be a valuable lesson for someone out there.

Or, you know, they are two people who love each other and share a very specific (if somewhat fucked up) interest that you don't and that doesn't make either of them bad people. This is something they've been doing for years, but hey, God forbid two people out there live their own lives doing something they ultimately…

I can understand why some people might be "upset," but I don't think it's really worth being upset over. Ultimately, all you can really do is hope that it ends up being a good move for Notch and everyone who was formerly or is currently associated with Mojang. Clearly, in Notch's case, it's a decision made for his…