I’m not sure I buy that article as a counterpoint to the possibility of great literature coming out of this period. Writers (male and female) have often written successfully under adversity, including poverty, limited available materials, persecution, imprisonment, and worse. Even among the three I named, Defoe spent…

The Goopstress is a dumbass, but she’s not wrong. Some impressive literature has come out of plague eras.

That’s not Madonna, that’s, like, an Asian Lil Kim impersonator doing an impression of Madonna.

I mean, she’s Italian. She looks Asian. 

Her plastic surgeon actively hates her.

That’s Madonna? WHAT?

trlgrl(2) specifically addressed it to Jezebel, and I suspect the editors will somehow see it here. And it’s long overdue. 

As an obvious narcissist with a god complex, Kanye probably thinks he will literally die if people aren’t paying attention to him.  So no.  He will just get more erratic until people give him the attention he craves.

So.

Hahahhahahahaa of course they were fucking lying. They are human garbage, well Kim is mostly plastic at this point. 

Kayne is an asshole and Kim is just a mean girl. This is my shocked face.

Sadly, they’ll bounce back stronger than ever.

Will it finally make Kanye and his idiot rubber doll wife will go away??? 

Don’t understand Evangeline Lily’s insistence on broadcasting her refusal to self-isolate. It’s one thing to bend the rules in small ways that are considered low risk, it’s another to post on your Instagram that you don’t give a shit.

While talking about how “pro-life” he is and how sacred every unborn child is. How sacred was this unborn child’s life to the GOP?

Has Bethany already screamed down all the millionaires she rubs elbows with to the point that they no longer talk to her - so now she has to move on to the billionaires she doesn’t know? I’m glad she’s doing good work and setting some example for the other richies, but considering the amount of excess, waste, and…

The royals invented social distancing. Like, before the bubonic plague, much less this year’s pathogen.

Now I’m wondering if her margaritas are actually that skinny. 

I’m pretty sure Queen Elizabeth practices social distancing most of the time. Explains the white gloves. And lots of sidekicks to hold back the enthusiastic crowds, and hold the endless bouquets of flowers.