There’s something very meta about writing five paragraphs about how people won’t stop writing about this even though there’s nothing to write about.

I don’t drive, because I live in a country with excellent public transport so there is no need to drive if you live in an urban area. I also got a year’s paid leave with my son, get free health care, paid sick leave, subsidized child care, free higher education and I have never worried that I would be the victim in a…

I’m surprised they allowed the brunette in.  Seems pretty pretty reckless to allow a non-blonde into the scene here.

Saudi women can drive now; pick up a newspaper.

Women in Saudi Arabia can’t drive? I’d never know that if the GOP didn’t constantly point that out.

All these people are TOO OLD for this bullshit. This is high school shit. I just looked up Khloe’s age-she is 35. THIRTY-FUCKING-FIVE and she’s passive aggressively posting on Instagram stories (the Snapchat of Instagram) about the 22 year old who kissed her exceptionally piece-of-shit ex at a party.

Something, something small government, local rights?

Maybe he’s making a joke that his gardener is jealous that he blew the chauffer? That’s what I got out of it.

You see the Brett Kava-nope expression on his face at 0:11, as he closes in for that killer move, guaranteed to make all his 55 year old bros high five. To him, her ass was a golden opportunity to be king of the kegger. It’s just locker room talk, with hands!

“He loves his wife and children...how much they love him after this incident remains to be seen.”

“My name is Tommy Callaway, and I managed to have a long, intimate relationship with an adult woman and raise two little girls without ever once considering how fucked up it is to treat a woman’s body like public property. That proves what a good guy I am, right?”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

The fact that he lawyered up instead of just apologizing really says a lot.

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

Additionally, in a statement to CBS News, Callaway’s lawyer stated that he, “did not act with any criminal intentions” and that “Tommy is a loving husband and father.” Of course, how much he loves his wife and children is irrelevant to Callaway’s inability to keep his hands to himself. And besides, Bozarjian isn’t…

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

So if I get a wife and kids I can assault people? That’s the defense?

Kim K is suing a doctor and his “vampire facial” for using her face to shill it on Instagram.

Insane Clown Pussy-Grabber?

You’re probably right. Several of her books are about miracles, but she doesn’t seem to be asking the real question of how magnets work.