This is fucking awesome.
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it’s officially November 2019
Poor people don’t vote Republican. It’d be dope to stop perpetuating this: https://www.people-press.org/2016/09/13/2016-party-identification-detailed-tables/. People with incomes less than $30k are the most likely (of all income groups) to identify as democrats.
Melania only has one “emotion” if you can even call it that, Trump might have two, but it’s probably just one.
This! He has never had a normal interaction with another human being in his life.
I am looking forward to the animated gif of Ivanka performatively dabbing her waterproof mascara with a handkerchief.
To him, marriage is a transaction and nothing more. He lacks the empathy and humility to understand that his point of view on marriage is not the norm, because people outside of Donald Trump aren’t really real to him.
Does he really think that crying because your husband might imminently die is unusual? Really? This is almost more baffling than the whole sweeping the forests thing. Almost.
OK LOL, “trimming the tree” means decorating it. Not, uh, trimming it.
This comment is about nothing. Just wanting to celebrate the ability to post a comment while it’s still possible.
Just sent Jim an email telling him how much I love the new “no sports at all” direction the website is going.
Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?
Deadspin usually has sports?
I’m sure you already know this and probably intended it, but I just figured out that this is actually funnier if you post it on every post.
Can confirm. These certainly appear to be three very good dogs.
As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…
These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.