Money kan’t buy you klass.

Agreed. Good natured, it seems... not what the click bait headline implied.

There’s still time.

Grandpa’s too. I remember my older brother threatening me with a steak knife one day and my grandpa got so upset you told my brother he was going to spank him one on the rear for his behavior. Well, he never did but the fear and tears that he put my brother through was worse than any physical pain and the hug and…

And yet Boris Johnson remains disappointingly unslapped.

Excuse me, chupacabra only works in mexico and central america.

The only part that loads flawlessly for me every time is the completely irrelevant autoplaying videos shoved into the middle of every article.

The one constant here is that Kinja has been steadily getting worse and worse over the years.

Well to be fair to him, he keeps getting asked about it.

It was in South America. Chupacabra was clearly better positioned to handle this assignment.

If it's near water, then it's Nessy.

Well, it might seem that way, but it makes sense actually. I recently talked about it when being interviewed about his new autobiography. And now he has made a rare convention appearance, so he was of course asked about it and answered it.

Bigfoot. When in doubt it is never not Bigfoot.

Alien poop being dumped from a spaceship as it passes over.

I’m really glad he came forward about his mental health struggles, not because the public has any right to know his personal health history, but because I hope it will (a.) help reframe the narrative of his leaving as more complicated than he said/she said; and (b.) continue to break down the stigma of mental health. I…

A search party runs afoul of a man with a rotten gourd for a head in this trailer for the indie slasher, Pumpkins.

I continue to believe that Rey’s parentage is the least important and least interesting part of her character and was perfectly content to learn in the last movie that they were just some randos on Jakku.

From the way William Hurt is looking, they better get around to Red Hulk sooner rather than later. 

Routh looks fantastic as Kingdom Come Superman.