If I made a Sondheim reference and someone responded with they prefer The Phantom of the Opera, that’s my queue to not take them seriously.

And CNN put Corey Lewandowski on New Day this morning at 8am after he admitted lying regularly to the press under questtioning by Berke yesterday. Under oath.

Wendy Williams thinks Christie Brinkley dropped out of Dancing with the Stars on purpose.

The common argument for it (or at least the one I’ve heard) is, “Animals in the wild do it, it gives them so many nutrients!”

It actually...kinda works on her. The eyebrows pull it all together. 

She is legit awful and has yet to prove otherwise.

What she did/is doing is just shitty behavior, and is falling into the stereotype of bi people being ‘slutty’ (ugh, and this is close to slut-shaming fml).
I’m bi, and have been in a hetero relationship for fifteen years, primarily because I truly love my husband, but honestly it was just easier to maintain than a…

Wow Miley. That is a legit awful thing to do to someone. Jesus.

If it’s true that Miley blindsided him... maybe that is the best thing for him in the end. Such a slap in the face, such finality, will maybe save him from getting back together with her again.

I just don’t get how so many people are in denial about his mental decline. Every time he does some fucked up shit that shows he is mentally unfit, my boyfriend kind of laughs it off and then my response is, “What if this were your father doing this? Or your brother? You wouldn’t think this is normal.” Or this morning…

The extreme lack of chins on all their faces are a sufficient paternity test. 

Part of me says that you clearly haven’t seen Jr and Eric’s full range of matching dipshit expressions, but they also look like they could be the off-brand results from some questionable back alley IVF.

Listening to him speak, I swear I can feel brain cells die. It’s like his words are targeted strikes on intelligence. More and more, many people are saying it *uncontrollable eyelid twitch*

It seems clear to me that he barely knows Tiffany, and neither does the rest of the family. Even with the eldest three, I think Ivana said he didn’t show any interest in them until they became adults. Barron clearly was not conceived out of love AND it doesn’t seem like 45 has any interest in young kids, so I’m sure…

Yep. If Donald ever had anything close to a real marriage it was with Ivanka. Tiffany and Barron were Donald’s concessions in the prostitution contracts otherwise known as his second third and third marriages

His father taught him not to regard children until they are old enough to learn the family griftness.

My father was a womanizing alcoholic gambler who my mother kicked to the curb when I was a toddler. I didn’t meet him till I was 16. After talking to him for awhile, it was apparent he hadn’t much changed over the years, The one thing I could muster a sliver of respect for was his honesty. He knew he was a fuckup and…

Apparently she doesn’t have a son when she’s thinking about kids in cages, though. Priorities.

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

Honestly, good for Barron. Better no father than a narcissistic shitbag.