“Hollywood Hills Plastic Emporium. We put in the filler and pull out the semblance of a personality.”

She is such a self-righteous shit-heel. When Daniel Ortberg took over Dear Prudence, it took me a long time to even think about reading the column, because all I knew it as was “that place where Emily Yoffe calls women sluts”. She’s a complete and utter Serena Joy who is so filled with fucking malice that she’ll…

I used to read Dear Prudence and remember that while a lot of the advice was good, Emily Yoffee would go off the rails whenever anybody talked about rape or consent. It’s really odd that she would proactively choose write about rape and sexual harrassement stories in defense of the potential criminals. Even if she…

also because she remembered a 2013 story in which Yoffe baldly argued that college women should “stop getting drunk” to solve the problem of campus sexual assault.

I feel like, after watching Going Clear, my feelings on him have changed in regard to Scientology. I feel bad for him now. I feel like he fell victim to the initial pull and disclosed all his secrets with blind faith and now they have him. He can’t go anywhere if he expects to keep his private life private. Which I…

Seriously. Headline: “Breaking:  Hollywood Father Compliments Daughter In Normal Way, more at 11"

It was nice!  It was so nice and normal as to be kinda boring!  Why is this the lede for the Dirt Bag?!?!

I thought it was nice. I feel like I must have misplaced my cynic gene or something, considering my reaction to the story that was written.

Yeah, it’s like the least-weird thing Travolta has said in a very long time.

A father says the nicest, least narcissitic, least sexist things, about his daughter in public and somehow that’s...weird? And taking credit for her doing well?

I am so glad Travolta stopped wearing the hairpieces.  He really rocks the bald head.  Now, if he can just come out from under scientology.

The stars are blind is a solid dreamy pop song. I will always have to give Paris Hilton that.

A fan once broke into John Travolta’s house and hid in his closet.

I will admit to enjoying Rumors in 2004.

Obligatory.

So basically, she created a meme that’s now just catching on and she’s big mad about it. I’m not saying black women don’t often get the shaft end of this but what she invented was a meme ffs, not an actual tangible product or even a culturally unique thing like a dance or catch-phrase or something like that.

Goddamn,…

John Stamos’s entire purpose in life since he was 19, has been to show up, look pretty (which, job VERY well done there, sir), and spout some cheesy tag lines that pass for basic cable-level humor... and perhaps ride that nostalgia wave into the sunset. I don’t think that critical thinking skills or even a general…

But with good hair.

“Becky, which is now being described as “John Wick with a 14-year-old girl.”

Her Bat-Tresemme spray has a super strong hold