Miley is insufferable. I have not seen Liam in anything but the Hunger Games. My opinions don't really matter to anyone but me!

Miley Cyrus does not, has not, and cannot, twerk

Circa 200? Lookin’ good for being 1800 years old!

Fun fact, it’s actually been around since the mid 70s. I used it in high school when it came in a much larger tube - the size of a piece of sidewalk chalk. I remember always having it my coat pocket. Bonne Bell, the company that made them among other cosmetics, went out of business, but then Lip Smackers reappeared in…

It’s because $500k isn’t enough to outright buy a building, so it isn’t guaranteeing anything. Aunt Becky knew what she was doing, her only defense is that she was too stupid to actually go through the proper channels to donate...

Exactly. I keep saying, there’s a protocol for rich people to get their kids into school. Everybody knows the protocol. Follow the protocol.

The reason there’s no “Laughlin/Gianulli Tennis Court” is that rather than make a clear philanthropic contribution like that, they opted to spend their money creating photoshop pictures of their kids in sports they don’t play and bribing coaches in those sports.

The thing is that “food poisoning” is an umbrella term for any food contamination causing illness. Most cases of food poisoning take a longer time to make you ill, but according to the Mayo Clinic, at least one can kick in within an hour... and it’s associated with cream sauce.

“[her] head suddenly whipped back, causing her body to move backwards as well, as she felt a hot sensation rise from her stomach, into her chest and then into her throat that she was unable to control. [...] Her head came forward while vomit filled her mouth, and [she] began vomiting profusely.” The situation…

OMG the Sam Raimi first Spiderman is the best superhero movie. It’s a great standalone film. You are dead wrong.

Sounds like she was working the old Casey Kasem maneuver on him.

This painting is so fucking lazy. Like, yes, Ashley Reese, that IS a cathedral, because it’s the worst rendering of the interior of Notre Dame that I’ve seen since Disney’s Hunchback movie. There are so many, many things Mcnaughton should be ashamed of irrespective of his ‘art’ but this shit is e g r e g i o u s l y b…

You’re not the only one seeing it. I thought it might be Dr. King at first, but that would be impossible because then we’d just be seeing a blur (from all that spinning in his grave).

Also, any “influencer” out there promoting open-face, leather-less, ripped-pants on a motorcycle can fuck straight off into a horrible, disfigured death. It’s hard enough to keep my teenager from doing a somewhat limited set of stupid shit.

This. She claims she hit the pavement, then WHERE IS THE BLOOD? That is dirt rubbed on her shoulder. Her pre-ripped overalls show no real signs of wear other than a little dirt. Cheap denim like that would be absolutely shredded and even if she landed grass her whole side would be nothing be dirt and grass stains.

I was only going around 45mph one cold cold morning when I forgot how to keep the rubber side down and went sliding along the concrete. That tore through my riding jeans, the right arm of my jacket to the armor, and completely shredded my gloves. I’m also suspicious of her injuries.

When I went over the handlebars after a ill advised downshift into first at 70 MPH I was wearing the helmet on the right, I also hit my shoulder about the same place she did. It went thru the leather jacket, thru the padding and scuffed the Hard Armor underneath. Ripped my gloves to shreds and scuffed a large portion…

What The Actual Fuck.  I hate these people with every cell in my body.

Seriously this is why everyone hates my generation...

Amazing how the bike stood itself back up on the kickstand. Or that his first instinct was to stand it back up...