First the aging comment is agist in itself, and honestly I think the guys his age getting shot up with fillers are the skeevy looking ones. Pathetic, sad loser - hm, starring in the newest movie from, like him or not, one of Hollywood’s hottest directors, and I can’t really remember the last time he’s had any kind of…

Man PT Barnum would’ve fleeced the hell outta people if he lived in these times.

Only good Paul is Aaron Paul.

#thecrowforever

If you are stupid enough to pay for that you don’t deserve your money back. 

I thought the appeal of youtube stars was supposed to be their cheap accessiblity (ie youtube) and/or their authenticity. But if fans were willing to pay 50$ to watch a shitty video of a fake wedding, that can’t be it.

I just asked Jake Paul’s brother @LoganPaul if he thought Tana and Jake’ marriage would last. He said no and gave them “a month or a month and a half” @BuzzFeedNews #jana #janaforever

I am really sad that this reality-tv idiot is replacing Bruce Lee’s son as Brandon Lee in pop culture lexicon.

I’ve already got the second part down to a science.

every day I see the world getting closer and closer to my dream of being a badass cyborg that sits around the house doing nothing.

HOMER
(thinking) Oh, man. I really have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?

Exactly in the same way as Emmanuel Macron’s wife did (I will now hide)

Oh, I still have tons of questions. It comes off as saying “you just thought you were happy” to a grieving widow but really, the only reason her husband wasn’t arrested was that he extended the grooming period of her and her entire family until she was of legal age.

The thing with Celine is that the way her relationship with Rene continued and ended seems to have rendered how it began moot, but it was deeply problematic. He became her manager when she was *13* and he was *40.* He was not only much, much older but had incredible power as the manager of a very young girl from a…

It’s ok. It was adopted from Sri Lanka.

And I will add...

Can this please be the last thing ever written about them on this blog, pretty pretty please? <3

I’ll add:

“YouTube royalty”

Everyone one was jumping on the Jason Momoa train after he played Khal Drogo, but where were you when he was on Stargate Atlantis? Huh? Where were you?