I’m guessing all the toiletries are in what appears to be drawers on the front of that thing?

If someone acts like a child, they get treated like one.  Makes sense to me.  

There’s a slit for the water. You put it on as high pressure as you want and no backsplash will come up.”

I think my apartment would fit in her cleavage!

Fuck! I think my whole apartment would fit in that bathroom. 

I can appreciate that she’s putting in the work, but for her to say her wealth and privilege has nothing to do with her being able to become a lawyer is disingenuous and frankly insulting to those of us studying law who don’t have even a fraction of her resources.

I love the 14-minute extended dance sequence choreographed by Debbie Allen. Who knew Hawkeye could, as they say, move like Jagger?

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“I think it’s fine for Kardashian West to study the law or not—I’m just tired of celebrities asking people to forget they’re rich and have a gazillion nannies and personal chefs and assistants to make their lives easier”

It’s worth noting that they didn’t even bother to put her name on the cover. Further evidence that she was never a supermodel—they actually get their names published on covers.

Former nude lesbian model who worked in NYC while here on a tourist visa, to be precise. Yes, the term “sour grapes” is appropriate for her comments.

Former professional model...

Sure Jan. The only reason why I don't currently live in a castle is because I don't want to. 

I mean sure, love and infatuation are one thing, but I *can* judge all of these people who think they are in love with someone they’ve never met in person. They are literally in love with an idea of someone, because we all know that talking to someone on the phone and over text message is not and never will be the…

Uh huh.  Broke up with her juuuuuuust before she was going to see him in person.  And he was going to PROPOSE.  Sure.  He’s a normal person.

Having been naturally “blessed” with big boobs, I never understood why women would want them. They make you look fatter, clothes don’t fit right and they’re uncomfortable as hell. I dream of being flat chested and never having to even look at underwire ever again.

That scene and when he catches the shield. I’m a man and I think I ovulated

I love their brief exchange in French. Of course Cap can parlez un peu.

Yeah, Thor coming down to Immigrant Song and lightning up folks on the Bridge  like a powered up Kratos is an AWESOME sequence

“it offset the clunkiness of Ragnarok’s final fight, an all-too-common convoluted swirl of fists and CGI.”