He kills the dead.

While I don’t care about the fact that they’re rebranding the Tower, changing it to Guardians just does not fit in at all. The park is California themed, what does a team of space adventurers have to do with California, let alone with being in Hollywood.

It's Dave. Dave was the total opposite of Christ. Dave was a twat.

I believe it exists. Oppo-Christ, IIRC.

[Apocalypse is] kind of the opposite of Christ

He was born in Harlem and didn’t move to Baltimore until he was about 15, and only lived there for 2 years, according to wikipedia.

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

It is really pissing me off. How much fun would it be to be a gorgeous celebrity and get carte blanche to play dress up? And what do these idiots do? They wear boring fucking dresses. I hate them all.

No one is even trying to stick to the theme.

Ain’t no law round here, lawdog!

Like they said, there were a lot of changes.

New i09: every bit as good as New Coke.

Darepool.

You meant “Deadpool,” right?

“There can be only one!”

Lang for Cable. #HODGMANFORMODOK!

/grabs idea pad, starts furiously writing

I expect your first article as editor to be titled “I hate Marvel and DC movies more than Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler combined."

That's just eat. He eats pounds of cod a week and actually craps out fully formed, sentient cod that go back into the ecosystem.