Jesus, was this guy a fossil of the Draconian Era? What year was this? (you don’t have to answer that, just curious because shorthand classes don’t even exist in most high schools anymore)

This is what happened to my nephew when he applied for a couple of simple grants to go to community college: First, he had to supply a copy of his mom’s death certificate and my brother’s most recent tax return to prove that a) his mother could not financially contribute to the household and b) his father earned well…

I’m with you. He’s not been rumored or proven to be a diva on set, or some sadomasochistic, puppy abusing asshole, and people in the industry seem to generally agree that he’s a kind person. The Jezzie hate for Leo is so confusing to me.

“I would of, should of, could of” fucking KILLLLLLLLLLLS me. I absolutely canNOT stand to read that shit, and I will completely disregard anything else that person says.

Tell us about your workout “regiment.”

I can see Angie Harmon as the crazy gun lady from the NRA, Dana something or other, but I'd have to pick a stripped down Melissa McCarthy for this one. 

I’m not shocked after ProPublica published the photo of this woman and a few other ICE agents with their idol Tomi Lahren this morning. That’s a real champion of feminism, all right.

I’ll take the “narrowly avoids being hit by speeding bus, only to get mowed down by a train” train.

Come for the raisins, stay for the diarrhea. 

I disagree. We're more Alabama than Florida. Floribama, if you will. 

I live 50 miles from Fresno.

Fox felt that the fans were shipping Ichy and Abbie too hard, so they separated them and stepped up the story on Ichy and Katrina instead. That caused a ratings tank, so they went from a continuous storyline to a baddie of the week story while simultaneously keeping Ichy and Abbie apart. The ratings sank even further,…

Super weird that I was just thinking about him and that fucking car scene with Kira a couple nights ago! I loved David sfm. GET OUT OF MY BRAIN, TRACY!!

I know nothing of him, but the way you have encapsulated Davey Johnson in his kindness to you serves him well. Condolences to you. 

Go ahead, Kushner, tell me again your father-in-law isn’t racist. 

On days I’m feeling particularly down, I like to fire up the YouTube and play Pop! Goes My Heart (very loudly).

I’m so happy that someone remembers this song. It makes me feel less stupid when singing it to myself every time I encounter peaches in the produce section knowing that the person next to me might be doing the same thing. 

We are in complete agreement then. 👍

He deserved a better death to act out than a simple dragon roast, that’s why I was not thrilled with his demise.