Photo of Kanye before reincarnation:
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At least three toes are hanging over the sides of those lucite heels.
That would work better if it listed box office earnings for each of those movies next to it. With the exception of Grown Ups, those flicks were flops that didn't justify the lead's payday.
My favorite scene in Fight Club is when The Narrator beats Angel Face to a bloody pulp, simply because it’s Jared Leto’s character.
His life has been like a Final Destination sequel most recently. I’m not even sure I’ve ever heard any of his music, but I get so nervous for him every time I see his name in the news now.
Not to mention that he probably lost his job for “letting” the crowd get out of control, putting his hands on someone, and allowing the company truck to get damaged.
“Really, is anyone obtuse enough to believe this wasn’t planned?”
Likely unknowingly, though. Her initial claim was that she told Bourdain the kid was a liar extorting her.
Well then, glad I got my Pops a new pair of Nike Cortez this weekend.
He is hideous.
God, the “undecided” are determined to fuck things up.
His shirt even says I LOVE YOU EL PASO. The entire state should be swooning.
He even tweeted out this cute-ass picture to prove he’s been Beto his whole life:
The thing I find particularly funny is the #useyourrealname or whatever hashtag that has Texas Repubs making poorly shopped memes at home. They’re angry that he’s using his childhood nickname, bestowed upon him by his family’s Mexican house staff, instead of Robert.
All he knows is it is called the old red, white, and blue, so he colored accordingly.
According to the Daily Mail:
Four weeks is nothing. My niece and her dude drove from Sacramento to LA to see Metallica the week before she was due. Her doctor expected her to be at least a week overdue and so gave her approval.
Every celebrity couple who divorces should do what The Rock and his ex Dany Garcia did. She was the big earner during their marriage and asked for no spousal support. He wasn’t a gozillionaire action movie star just yet, so made an offer of like $45k in monthly child support, which she agreed to, plus 50/50 custody,…
Is that what gets left behind after the Jersey Shore dudes come through?