Is there a coherent rationale for constantly evoking a millennial-plus old book about some guy named Jesus?

You think she was going for Peaches (& Herb) or Bo Derek?

Being black-adjacent doesn’t mean she can appropriate their looks.

That all depends. Is he wearing the elf ears and wig? ‘Cause if so, I’d lose every job I ever had for a piece of that.

Lets not forget Sir Christopher’s objection blocking the upskirt bill.

I would love to see that!

Bourdain has hit me hard. I’ve been dealing with some serious shit this week, and his exit put me over my limit. I hope he’s found peace.

He looks like a petulant child. God, what I wouldn’t give to see Ms. Merkel reach across the table and slap the smirk off his stupid orange face.

And all are well tailored, with straight slacks and fitted jackets, while this fat fuck got the first suit that could accommodate his circumference straight off the rack at the nearest Big and Tall.

Bat Boy would be an amazing president compared to the nitwit we’ve got now.

He even followed her to that club/party, knowing she was going to fuck Richard. He didn’t guilt trip her because he knew she was already feeling shitty about herself, he just held her and took her home. And then shaved his fucking head and supported her through her chemo treatments. He was a fucking keeper.

That’s a menage a trois no one wants to see.

And their childhoods already happened, you can’t ruin what’s already passed.

Glad you’re better (at least no longer hallucinating) now! Yes, he’s gotten quite angry with me for not being able to see what he sees and then, in brief moments of lucidity, he will tell me, “I know this isn’t real, but I can’t make myself stop seeing/doing what I’m seeing/doing.” These last two weeks have been…

❤

Me too, thanks!

OMG FUUUUUCK YEW! I am sitting in a hospital room with my dad who is currently suffering from some sort of hospital delirium and this made me laugh so hard I choked, which alarmed his nurses because they thought HE choked, and sent an army of silent-shoed ladies our way!

Except he was afraid of dogs, had been attacked by a dog while attempting to break into one home, and killed a dog at the home of another victim he was stalking prior to attacking her. Feeding them would have worked if he wasn’t so chicken shit.

Hes got alcoholic bloat there.