I’m interested in the responses to this because my pops seems to think my 2005 Spyder with less than 100k miles is only worth ~$2000.

I got a package addressed to me containing gourmet dog food from Chewy. They told me to keep it.

Katie Holmes has always been just meh in everything she’s done.

You’re definitely the cutest one on the internet!

You can tell who these people are as they’re the ones screaming about Sharia Law while doing everything they can to enact it.

But why is anyone being banned in the first place?

Punch him in the dick. Wait for his reaction to subside, then attempt to do it again. When he angrily protests, tell him he doesn’t even know what he’s angry about.

+1 knitted cap

Let’s see what 45 and his supporters have to say when this meatpacking plant shuts down in a couple months from a lack of American workers lining up to recapture the jobs these immigrants “stole” from them.

Andie, Blane, Steff, Duckie; none of those names were spelled right.

He rode his bike past Andie’s house several times a day, every day. If she wasn’t home, he sat with her dad til she got there. He hung out at the record store where she worked whenever she had a shift. He got mad and picked a fight with her when she went out with someone else, then picked a fight with Blane later that…

Penny loafers, sans socks, with a penny tucked into the slot.

I agree. After all, there are fine people on both sides.

Yes, and it’s annoying as hell.

How dare you!

She had gastric bypass surgery before she went in.

Because only hot girls with “sexy” vags see the gyno? What do the rest of us fat sweaty beasts do?

I think it’s only bad if you’re a die-hard manual driver. I test drove the “automatic stick” and it was AWWWFUL. The worst was downshifting to a complete stop - the engine sounded like a diesel truck stopping by Jake brake. Plus, I kept trying to drive with both feet.

Did he divorce her? I would have divorced her.