Yes, poor people often have the nerve to have cell phones these days. Which has nothing to do with how they treated their kids.

Um, maybe because fathers are still publishing these masturbatory, self-congratulatory essays in earnest?

Mmm. Intergenerational conflict. Bring on the Boomers to shake their walkers and the other Millenials to make fun of them with Snapchat filters. As a dedicated Xer, I shall dutifully express my aloofness by rolling my eyes at all of you.

dude, put down the cheetos. they will be your death.

Caviar on prawns is kinda like putting poached eggs on a roasted duck.

those are stuffed prawns.

Entirely disagree. That oxblood lipstick won the makeup gold by like 100000 points.

He is performing the Oral Sex.

I am surprised an actual nurse did this. I thought this was gonna be about some untrained alternative practioner doing shit.

So, I’m Gwen Snyder, the woman in the article. It was a pretty awful experience and my biggest hope is to use it to make some sort of positive change at the DNC and at the Doubletree, which refused to help me. I do have a couple asks if folks want to take action:

Hah. Not only are they getting smaller, they keep doing that thing where they make the waist bigger, and do not increase the inseam at all. I’m sorry, but if you are a size 18-20 like me, you are going to need more than a 2-inch inseam.

What if you flipped it around and said an NFL team was looking to sign her?

“Imagine Trump’s legs,” would be my yawning response as I recused myself from her presence.

Maybe they were at a party and she thought it would be fun but not involve rape. Do you know how many guys have taken drugs from someone at a party without the expectation that they would be raped?

According to the linked through article, this apartment is 850 square feet. I’ve lived in an apartment exactly that size with what seems to be a similar layout (rectangular living and dining room, galley kitchen next to a dining area) and was amazed at how misleading the photography is - it makes it look like a…

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

Why why why cant they put old MMC on Netflix?

Spoiler: I am the husband.

You also gotta get some hard rather than soft thighs. I don’t care how much sticky rubber stuff those things have, they will roll right down a soft thigh.