I went to a conference at Harvard with full grown adults and more than half the room didn’t know who Coates is. And the speaker who was slamming his reparations essay didn’t know the name of Coates’ best selling book! None of those people would have spelled his name correctly. I’m impressed as hell that a high school…

She is amazing. I can’t wait for her to take down Kirk in the general election.

I can just picture the look in your eyes when you scrolled down and saw this article. The pure, unadulterated bliss coursing through your veins as you realized you had a chance to make a douchebag hipster comment. I hope the rest of your weekend is equally fulfilling

I’ll be wearing “wettable and covers it all the fuck up.” Because I’m an old.

Delicious spreads like this in saturated color photos are what make my first edition 1960 Betty Crocker cookbook such a treasure. I wanna go to ALL the parties and eat ALL the meals (except the icky meats).

I have this MIL. You can’t win. Accept what you cannot control. Minimize contact as much as possible.

I feel like everyone is being defensive about their toilet right now, so I’m just gonna come out and say it: I’m a filthy dirty slob and I don’t clean my bathroom regularly. I’m a nasty-toilet witch here to make everyone feel better about their own habits, and freeing all of you from feeling potentially judged.

How, exactly, does having a monthly period let you know your reproductive system is working? The entire point of birth control is that you’re reproductive system *isn’t* working, regardless of whether or not you’re getting your period. And plenty of women not on birth control have trouble getting pregnant, with or…

Cool? Cosmo has been running this article once a year for the last 10 years. We know.

Can we talk about the fact that Kim apparently takes her pants off the pee in an airplane toilet?

AND THIS
“I’ll be missing the entire concept of the word, the idea of a parent who doesn’t just sacrifice—as all parents must—but also doesn’t hold that sacrifice against their children.”

Well, they need to do more studies then. From the experience of yo-yo dieting from the time I was eight, my metabolism is fucked. It’s never coming back. I had to develop a healthy relationship with food instead. If I restricted calories at all, I just got fatter. Maintaining a caloric intake of 1200 or less for your…

On the bright side, Radiohead is disappearing.

Rather than condemn millennials—and those, shall we say, contaminated by them—for shirking “responsibility” through discourse, let’s acknowledge our more pressing duty: to stop policing speech, and instead welcome the voices clamoring to be heard.

When FB gives me the weight loss ads I wonder if it can see me eating in front of my computer?

It is a horrible thing to think. She said she thinks the “revolution would really explode.” This use of Lenin’s Heightening The Contradictions tactic is disturbing. Susan Sarandon is no better than the right-wing religious fundamentalists who gleefully await the Great Tribulation so that the whole word will experience…

Yeah, someone needs to tell that to like ten people on my Facebook. No hon, pointing a camera at someone then running the picture through a crappy filter does not make you a professional photographer. Your friends hate your pictures, they just aren’t willing to shatter your only hobby outside of Mary Kay.

The fact that he’s being asked to speak at journalism conferences suggests that he is not yet irrelevant. If he were sitting on his couch watching sports on TV in his retirement home, like the 84-year-old grandpa of anyone else, then sure, this would be irrelevant. But unless he’s your 84-year-old grandpa, I don’t…

Wow, I like Douglas Coupland, but it certainly is a Festival of White Poeple.

He's so irrelevant he was asked to speak at an industry event. Nice argument there