Taken behind the barn ... and forced to wear a romper.

What world are you from where material wealth is not important and people who are impoverished are not treated badly? I want to go to this mythical land.

Rahm Emmanuel straight up conspired with the alderman of Chicago, including many black ones, to cover up the shooting of Laquan McDonald in exchange for political favor. You should write as many articles on this as you do on Trump until that pos resigns.

No, only in that one scene in the Departed. You know the one.

Your opinions are steaming hot garbage, marinated in raw sewage.

Perhaps it was not so much about Lorde as that this one actually was about David Bowie; with a montage of David Bowie; and David Bowie’s vocals.

They publish ONE article that isn’t about New York, and this comment happens.

Bong water with a half gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

Real pain is plus sized maternity pain. Try and find clothes that fit. In a store. Good luck. I had like five things.

I hate being called “Miss” the same way I hate being called a “girl.” I am an adult fucking woman. I’ll take “ma’am” any day over “miss” but it apparently is offensive to a lot of people. sigh.

all that means is that you’re not a narcissist bully. not everyone who hurts others does it for the same reasons, but all bullies do it because it makes them feel important and more powerful than the person they are hurting. sometimes, if they have a conscience, they might feel bad about it afterwards—but in the…

i don’t like kids either, but this comment just makes you sound like an insensitive asshole. it sounds like you have trouble empathising with anyone who doesn’t have a life exactly like yours. that must suck for the people around you who have to deal with your obtuseness and insensitivity. like, i’m autistic and i can…

Buzzfeed posted a pic of pre-fame Harrison Ford working as a carpenter. He was hot, but not nearly as hot as he was in the gif at the bottom of the article…

Enjoy your car commute to work, coming home to the middle of nowhere and looking out the window at nothing while I consider which of the 3000 bars or restaurants I want to go to, get my 1 hour amazon delivery or pick which of the literally hundreds of galleries, museums, concerts or other cultural events I want to…

I don’t know the answer to the housing crisis, but moving to the midwest is at the bottom of the list.

Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing

Those 8 e’s must be hell on automated forms, tho.