Taken behind the barn ... and forced to wear a romper.

What world are you from where material wealth is not important and people who are impoverished are not treated badly? I want to go to this mythical land.

Rahm Emmanuel straight up conspired with the alderman of Chicago, including many black ones, to cover up the shooting of Laquan McDonald in exchange for political favor. You should write as many articles on this as you do on Trump until that pos resigns.

No, only in that one scene in the Departed. You know the one.

Perhaps it was not so much about Lorde as that this one actually was about David Bowie; with a montage of David Bowie; and David Bowie’s vocals.

They publish ONE article that isn’t about New York, and this comment happens.

Bong water with a half gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

Real pain is plus sized maternity pain. Try and find clothes that fit. In a store. Good luck. I had like five things.

I hate being called “Miss” the same way I hate being called a “girl.” I am an adult fucking woman. I’ll take “ma’am” any day over “miss” but it apparently is offensive to a lot of people. sigh.

all that means is that you’re not a narcissist bully. not everyone who hurts others does it for the same reasons, but all bullies do it because it makes them feel important and more powerful than the person they are hurting. sometimes, if they have a conscience, they might feel bad about it afterwards—but in the…

i don’t like kids either, but this comment just makes you sound like an insensitive asshole. it sounds like you have trouble empathising with anyone who doesn’t have a life exactly like yours. that must suck for the people around you who have to deal with your obtuseness and insensitivity. like, i’m autistic and i can…

Buzzfeed posted a pic of pre-fame Harrison Ford working as a carpenter. He was hot, but not nearly as hot as he was in the gif at the bottom of the article…

Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing

Those 8 e’s must be hell on automated forms, tho.

I would change your name and just not tell them. I feel like things like this only become an issue when the person with the changed (or not changed, as the case may be) name corrects people who address correspondence to the wrong name. I can’t imagine they use your last name in direct conversation, so the subject…

That’s kind of funny. But still probably doesn’t affect their daily existence as a family. Pretty much nobody in my family has the same last name anymore. Some didn’t change when they got married, some did. Some did then divorced and remarried and reverted and then there are step-people with other names. And we are…

Marriage is passe. Live in “sin”.