I know right! you never, ever, want to plug your phone into the bluetooth port without first checking the radio fluid.

This is bad.

Holy shit! I would totally read and watch that!!! Great idea!

Jezebel:

Apple Juche is my favorite kind of Juche.

...an underdeveloped industrial park in the City of North Las Vegas

They want to own, and sell, all of that sweet personal data instead of allowing Apple or Google to do it.

Well, the first obvious steps have already been taken. Not sure what else one could do...? I’m out of ideas.

I wonder how many Stimpaks are in there...

Just about any name will do, as long as it is not S M O K E-e.

Congratulations, you’ve reached a special level of dumb because you a double dumb.

Try to read that without compulsively stroking your chin in a display of deep contemplation. You can’t!

I agree with the sentiment, but that is one dumb fucking meme, as both those people are convicted felons. Granted, I think Martha has four while Snoop only has three. Snoop’s been to prison more times though.

Did they specify on what kind of brakes it uses? No? CRACK PIPE

It’s nice to see the hwy shutdown for a cool reason.

Too soon.

“Bill Belichick asked for the kick on the overtime coin toss.”
New England Fan: IMPOSSIBLE! The player must have made a mistake. Belichick is a GENIUS! He would never made a decision like that. I DEMAND they replay the entire game.

“Jim Tomsula got confused by a pass play.”
San Fransicso Fan: Yeah. That happens.

We can dodge debris

Italy's problem with respect to olive oil runs pretty deep, and of course has everything to do with greed, politics and corruption. If you're at all interested in the topic, Tom Mueller's Extra Virginity: The Sublime and Scandalous World of Olive Oil is a pretty interesting read. The problem basically boils down to…