I’m 4.5 years into my current car and have lived in the same city for 18 years and just used my Android Auto yesterday for directions. I use it at least 1x per week.  Not having Android/Carplay means that Chevy will be charging 5-10/month for their software when the car is 5 years old for the rest of the time you own…

The Equinox is already at dealers, so we’ll see soon enough!

Too drunk/stoned to use the turn signal.  NOW I get it!

With a staggering 3.13 DUIs per driver

Morgan
Is
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...the section currently under construction was said to be $10 billion over budget to reach completio.

that’s backwards.  8 Farleys = 1 Belushi.

Neon. It is the ninetiest car to ever nineties. When I picture a nineties car it in nearly always Neon-esque with its circles and soapbars look.

Some have even gone as far as to call her a “mini landlord” (more on that later)

Damn, Stellantis must be making like $30-40K profit on each of these $90K Wranglers that it sells!  I had no idea the ‘392' edition starts in the $80K range.

Many dealers are using digital contracting and the deal is funded within minutes.

Wow, a Hyundai dealer acting like total shitbags, who would have guessed?

Seriously thought that was the real one because I figured only a municipal government would choose Comic Sans.

I automatically root against any team pretentious enough to call themselves “The” blah blah.

I had a 1988 Chevy Sprint and I can tell you that even with a bigger girl you can do the deed in the back. That old man was a fool and these cars are excellent camouflage. 

Don’t be hard on yourself

I hope you two managed to leave DNA all over the interior of that li’l Metro! Take that, old man

Around the time of your Charger Chrysler switched the Dodge logo to a Pentastar on a red background. I don’t remember what they switched Plymouth to as the Chrysler dealers sold Plymouths under the blue Pentastar. Dodge dealerships in Detroit were standalone with red signs.

He’s put a lot of our money in his own pockets - see “Golf”.