I'll wait for the wagon version.

Yes, comrade. Five. Wink wink.

As a lawyer, I have to say that this is a lot of hubub about nothing. Save your outrage for when someone actually is found liable for texting someone that is driving, because I doubt it will ever happen. The way tort law works in the US, there is virtually no action that a court can say is per se not negligence…

You Could Be Held Legally Liable For KNOWINGLY Texting A Driver Who Crashes

what is that car, a birdcage Maser?

MENS RIGHTS MENS RIGHTS MENS RIGHTS.