ALL OF YOUR DOGS ARE BEAUTIFUL PLEASE LET ME PET THEM

If I Could Turn Back Thyme

I think so. Cher doesn’t seem the plant type. Although, there is this:

“I can finally stop hating men now that I get a book discount!”

Love the Cher look-a-like. It is a look-a-like, right?

I have the more upscale version of this book.

The face that she created a 2 column structure and then so freely disregards it for “vanilla fat free ice cream” is just like WHAT IS HAPPENING INSIDE YOUR HEAD?

And don't forget the creeps publishing it, or the many reading it.

Ok. What cereals do they eat?

The girl does not know how to spell cinnamon.

Let’s talk about the creep who rummaged through Britney’s trash and the other creep who paid 60 bucks for it.

SO many. Dr Dudebros are prolific authors.

Or at least included in the acknowledgments.

Don’t we ladies live longer.....

“Thank you for feedbcak. We strife to aspire to the levl of qulaity befitting PLoS. Many ragards."

I’m really awfully glad I’m a Beta, because I don’t work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas.

So....scientific paper provides empirical evidence that my assumptions may be wrong....therefore the empirical evidence is no good? Did I just science right?

Or at least mentioned on a dedication page (sarcastically, of course).

Sounds like the guy is a Beta.

The peer reviewer should be the male co-author on the paper since he proved their thesis. :-/