Lark Voorhees says hello

Yeah. People are fascinated by you, but not for the reasons you think.

Just because it was illicit sex doesn't mean it was good sex. He could have been a two pump chump, hence no sex hair.

List of approved items;

The only reason Free Porn isn't obliterating Internet Stalking (besides the implied overlap of the two) is that you young-n's don't remember the dark times of having to go to all the way to a friends house to watch their Playboy channel or a magazine thrown into the bushes behind your house. FREE PORN CHANGED…

Considering how last week did for views, I am inclined to disagree.

Drugs lost to caffeine in last year's bracket (also I assume that's why drugs and alcohol are not represented here), so...apparently Jezebel readers are a bunch of goddamn squares

Obviously Sex is going to win this entire thing. It's Sex. People do unbelievably irrational things for Sex. The only way for Sex not to win hands down would be to somehow introduce Drugs into the list, the only thing people are even more irrational about than Sex.

You're a lot like America in that way.

I foresee this coming down to Netflix vs Sex, and frankly, I don't know what I'll do. Sex, obviously, but Netflix is there for me when Sex isn't. I can't say the reverse.

Team Watching a Drunk Girl Yell at her Boyfriend, then

Internet Social Division: I still cannot believe GChat lost. What do you do all day at work when you're supposed to be working if not cattily GChatting instagram links of a Mutually Agreed Upon Frenemy to each other?

Internet stalking potential dates better fucking maintain its lead over free porn. Internet porn is sooo overrated you guys, it's just so goddamn BORING. The world of internet stalking is a magical place where you never know what you might find. It is also a precursor to real life interactions, which makes it the…

I'm actually really angry at gchat losing to fucking memes. Who are you monsters????????

Not only did the campaign show that the CEO and such were completely out of touch as to the complexities of the question of race relations, but it also demonstrates that they seem to be wholly unaware that their coffee shops have lines of people trying to get their caffeine fix before work and on their breaks. Even if…

No. No I won't.

sorry Starbucks. You're a couple decades too late to be the official brand in complicated dialougue about race

I really doubt any of the Starbucks actually wrote on the cups or had conversations. The one I got to (because you may take my life but you'll never take my chai latte!) thought it was hilariously stupid.

Lol my dog totally does not want to stay home when I'm leaving. Not sure which dogs would (unless they're old).

Oh hey Madonna, glad to see you had the time to pop by