Or you could, you know, just deal with regular coffee in a freaking hotel room. I usually have far better things to do in the morning than ruin a hanger and make a half-assed french press.

Says the Virtual Brit?

Clearly, the artistic vision of the illustrator is the real story here.

Oh, HARDEE'S is still around. This is actually my local Hardee's. They are REAL into Christmas.

A lot of people find the best hobby is finger painting. Just a tip.

PATH train station trashcan? No? I'll slink out quietly then.

My reaction to everyone who says this:

No, you don't get it. In "encouraging the fatty who is doing such a good job," you are being super condescending, though you think you are being helpful. You're demonstrating a "look at the zoo animal" mentality. People just want to exercise in peace, to not attract any attention. Fat people want to go to the gym…

How delightfully patronizing of you.

Designers separated at birth?

This is cute, but pug marriages are usually loveless arrangements. They are more about consolidating power and wealth between two pug houses.

her and lena just want to be beyonce for ONE DAY. one day.

Isn't Gawker profiting off these massacres as well by writing stories about them, which drives traffic?

I know, right? He should've been promoted. I'd LOVE to have someone with those kind of balls working for me. Nobody would ever rip me off.

Holy shit, I went to high school with him! This is amazing.

srsly lame af that he got fired for this. he is the most loyal employee I have ever seen.

"She's pregnant."

You do not like green eggs and ham????

You cannot hit them on a bike. You cannot hit a man named Mike. You cannot hit them in the mouth. You cannot hit them in the South. You cannot hit them on the nose. And cannot step on all their toes. You cannot hit them with a box. You cannot hit them with a fox. You cannot hit them here and there. You cannot hit them…

When you decide to work for/with someone (especially in the setting of their own home) like Terry Richardson, someone who's perversions are made quite clear in his body of work then you need to be aware of the situation and prepare yourself. If you've seen Terry's work or read anything about him you should know that…