Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

Vampire criminal cartels, he just forgot that part cos too many consonants at once

“break the back of the criminal cartels that have spread across our nation and are destroying the blood of our youth,”

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

I mean, seriously, why did they even need a poet for the inauguration?

Spec Ops have been “glorified” in films for waaaaaay more than 5 years.

“Almost everything went wrong.”

I wonder if she was purposely chosen as a sacrificial lamb.

All his other picks have various levels of fuckerry to them. She actually kills two birds with one stone: 1) Trump nominates her just to cover his ass because she was such a YUGE donor to the party ($200M+.) And 2) she sucked so bad at her hearing and…

We are now the country that knows that it doesn’t know what it’s doing

“The coronation is over. The people of King’s Landing do not care about the Lannisters’ debts.”

We’ll force them to do us an embarrassing dare like yell they like sex in public and also they owe 12 favors, 1 for each billion; one good use of a favor would be a beer run for the Senate.

Time passes.

I’m left with one question:

Please note that in that post I ranked “the future” as worse than being hit by a car.

Unions in Western Europe seem to work better because they already had a cultural forebear: the guild system. So labor being a skill and having representation as such is more valued.

I like how this piece goes from smooth, collected annoyance to fuck it fuck this fuck everyone fuck fuck fuck.

tim kaine, al franken, murphy, bernie, bennet, elizabeth warren...