Of course Reddit loves it. It plays right into the "Nice Guys Finish Last" fantasy that apparently every hetero male nerd has.

Looks cool, but as always, I'd much rather see something that takes place after the stories we already know the outcomes to. Gimme something set in the Fourth Age.

God, no. I'm dating a tall woman and it is absolutely awesome. When she does wear heels...*woof* Oh, man.

Well, let me know when the Femdom/malesub version comes out.

Aidan was the name of my first D&D character and eventually the protagonist of a fantasy novel I tried to write until realizing I was a better comedian than author.

Yes! This is the kinda shady, shitty tactic that turned me off so much. Not that it's much different than any other sleazy sales job, but combined with the self-righteousness and zealotry of the organization it makes you feel dirty.

Seriously, fuck some environmentalists. I had a job for three days as a Greenpeace canvasser and it completely ruined me. I've never worked with a group of people who were creepier, pushier and more fake. I jumped ship to work for an SEO scam that was, essentially, stealing credit cards from dentists. I felt way…

I haven't done PC gaming for years because I haven't had a desktop, but I would be very interested to see the price points on these boxes. Very interested.

There's really only one thing about the Miley Cyrus performance that I want answered: what the fuck is she doing with her tongue? It's incredibly weird and off-putting.

Glad to see more BDSM stuff on Jezebel! Especially stuff that is shedding light on women who are professionals. A few of my friends are Pro Dommes, and I've always been in awe of this gig. If there was a Male Dom/fem sub equivalent, I might actually consider switching teams.

If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say that John and/or his management don't want his first starring role in a feature film to be a comedy, and Melissa and/or her management are wary of her being in a comedy that could be perceived as having "Look at this hose-beast with this hunky dood, what a crazy situation! Gross!"…

Man, I missed this, the Leather Girls of Seattle. I always work on the fun holidays. :(

Being a Chaotic Good Rogue since my first game, I can't tell you how much delight it brings me that this outfit is called "Paladin". Oh man, that's rich.

I love Anne Hathaway and want to have all of her crazy babies.

*bows* At your service.

You're thinking of it way too literally. It's meant to invoke the machinations and intricate complexities of the titular Game of Thrones, the Machiavellian plots and wheels within wheels of war- and statecraft.

Jokes!

Man, the show is dying a slow, painful death. It's like watching a pet with a disease at this point. Just let it go.

My feeling exactly. When I read the headline and saw the cast I got really excited, having never really cared about Liberace beforehand. When you think about it, it's amazing nobody's tried before. The guy lived and breathed showmanship.

I agree with the article, obviously. But I love it for the Tenacious D reference, which almost got me caught reading this at work.