Get off the internet and take a nap, you fucking baby

Yeah, I’ve been making a lot of fresh pasta recently and I just don’t see that huge of a difference for the hour that I put into it. 

I’m surprised no one pulled a gun and shot the balloon because suburban America. Also, what the fuck did that guy think hopping the fence was going to do?

When a bunch of people are working together: sometimes you roll boxcars, sometimes you roll snake-eyes, sometimes you roll seven. If the food’s good, that’ll excuse some service problems - but not vice-versa, I figure.

I’m sure they can just call their OB’s office and ask what the gender is. Anyway...prospective parents need to stop with the gender reveal nonsense. Just post it on social media for the 3 people in your life who actually care what the gender of your baby is.

I believe the author was Sorcia McNasty. That one scared me, too.

YES! That story scared me and kept me up for a week!

It’ll always be the redneck murder truck for me.  I still think about it.

For my money the scariest story is still IndianaJoan’s “911 calling”.

Y’all can try, but nothing is going to beat that “Look at me” story from a few years ago. That one fucked me UP.

And subway tile. Don’t forget copious amounts of subway tile.

Malik, as a wise person once said:  there is no I in team, but there’s three Us in shut the fuck up.

You knew the world wasn’t ready for ‘people’ to be free when you pulled up to the sex workers’ bumper too, that’s why you pulled out your wallet! Now stop playing ghetto philosopherand take a seat. You turned this spotlight on yourself, thinking it would highlight your best look but it shone on what you forgot was in…

How dare you.

What gets me about Ivanka’s usage of corporate buzzwords isn’t just that they’re unnecessary, it’s that they’re so border-line incorrect it almost sounds like she’s being condescending. Particularly troublesome given how often she speaks with marginalized and disadvantaged women.

I mean, why would your marriage be any less real or committed if you got married in a church by a priest?

Absolutely agree they should have made those decisions before hand. They both failed a fairly obvious marriage checklist item there. I wouldn’t expect him to squash information about religion, but share it in the context of it being a belief system one can adopt should they choose, one option among many.

Atheism is a lack of belief. I don’t believe in a God. I don’t follow religion. I am atheist. Antitheism is the belief that religion is wrong, and that following a religion is wrong. I would wager that most Atheists these days are actually antitheists, including LW#1 here.

The answer to LW1 is coming off really defensive, almost biased towards religion being default and Atheism just being stubborn.

“it’s just a faith mate...” said someone who’s never been in an extremely controlling church or religion.  Your faith can determine your whole life.  OR ruin it.