Hoo Boy. The Boomer Signal is flashing above gotham. Get ready to be (at best) sea lioned to death by a legion of Doo-wop loving, hippie to yuppie without hitching a step latent racist #NotAllBoomers.

Allison, I LOVE this recipe. I used to work at Cinnabon, fresh out of high school with a job at the mall, woohoo! Good rolls do take time, and yes, it does seem to be much easier when I can just reach into the proofer to pull out my dough for the next batch. I never got as perfect at the rolling part as my coworkers,…

Man, these anti-vaxxers sure do love trying to expose other people to diseases. 

“Huge corrupt organization” Bernie speak. Both you and he and your cult can go fuck yourselves. He is a fucking phony & yes so are his cult. He wanted Barack primaried and I & others haven’t forgotten or forgiven. I must’ve missed when I wished death on him. Oh and as for making shit worse I suggest you and the rest…

This was my thought. I used to get all my “fun things to do with rice” ingredients in one aisle (it really is quite remarkable how many of the rice dishes in my arsenal are either Mexican or East Asian).

No, that’s your opinion that just because money came from a certain source it’s “better”.

If you’re still supporting Sanders over Warren you have no business calling yourself a progressive. No more old white men. 

Have you ever done *cheese* dipped in honey? Like a good quality cheddar? It is very worth it.

4 is wrong. Only green apples need apply to be smothered in caramel and toppings. 

rules 3 and 4 thankfully disqualify the Red Delicious apple, which is probably the most deliberately inaccurate name possible.  It’s red, yes, but I’d rather eat a raw potato.

A. Never could get drunk fast enough.

This fucking species cannot end soon enough.

“and actually, customers treat us as people, more than the supposed feminist objectors.”

I don’t get it either. I very rarely drink - like I’ll have a glass of champagne at a wedding or something, although even that’s been a few years now - and people legit act like I’m a freak from outerspace. The amount of people who are like “just a little taste come on” — so weird. And when people do start…

Alcohol is, I believe, the only drug we have to justify why we don’t use it.

I remember when I was in college, someone I knew (while we were out, having a great time) told me that they don’t drink. When I asked why (as if it was any of my business) they said “I already have enough fun without alcohol!”

I never understood why people who drink have issues with people who don’t. If someone made that choice, for whatever reason, that’s cool. Personal choices are just that - personal, and more power to them. I respect anyone’s choice to imbibe or not and have zero need to know any details. As long as you don’t lecture me…

I dunno... at least here in NYC even one murder in an establishment that has a liquor license can lead to the City shutting the place down - hell, a bar I used to drink at got shut down because of a New Years Eve barfight (nobody even died).

So I think that Alcoholic Synonymous is a bullshit artist 

I don’t know if I’ve ever had a guy lie about his height, probably because I’ve never done online dating. But I have had a couple of guys who were uncomfortable with the fact that I (6') was a few inches taller than them. It’s never been an issue for me that I’m taller than the guy I’m dating, but several of them were…

Hmmmm. I used to be a pretty angry guy. I'm tall. LIES ALL LIES.