I would literally rather write a check for their groceries/rent/whatever then go along with the charade that they own their own business. It’s the equivalent of playing princess or tea party with my goddaughter, but 1/3 as fun and 100% more expensive.

Yeah, the guilt is a tactic all of these scams use. I was in business development for a long time and, after one particularly odious week where 4 people I hadn’t spoken to in over a year sent me poorly veiled ‘HEY GURRRL’ texts at the end of the month, I put up a tutorial on facebook on how to properly develop and…

HARD SAME. 'Family' culture at work is the worst. It fosters so much destructive bullshit. Go to work, do all of the job you were hired to do, go home, live your life. Repeat infinity times. 

Probably because that’s exactly what Girls is. Lena Dunham and the blonde hippie one went to some chi chi middle and high school in Manhattan together. I have no doubt that most of the show draws from that experience. Add in David Mamet's kid and Peter Jenning's kid and they might have had the makings of a great…

I’m guessing our short friend here would tell me that I’m not hot enough to have standards that high. I do not do drama like this in my personal life. Sorrynotsorry.

As a tall woman, I have found short men to be angry people. Short fuses, bad tempered, no self-awareness or sense of humor. I'm sure that isn't all of them, but in my experience, they are more likely to be angry than their taller counterparts.

Dumbass white ladies on their wellness bullshit.

She’s literally waiting for him to do something about it. I don’t ask men out because in my experience, if a man wants something, there is no stopping him. It saves a lot of drama and uncertainty. 

I have several friends who outsource the emotional part of their lives to male friends. They definitely don’t have the awareness to do this consciously, but they married their college boyfriends who do well financially but never matured emotionally. Instead of trying to forge an emotional connection with their…

Sigh. I’ve been trying to avoid entering this conversation. I own one of these things. My last boyfriend’s mom bought it for me for Christmas (they. are. loaded). The cost depends on the type, size, and material the bag is made from. I was with my boyfriend’s mom when she bought hers and it was alligator, cost…

I was about to defend them a bit, but they’re realtors? Fuck them. Realtors are trash.

I know he was only in the not-Coen brothers tv adaptation of Fargo, but I really wish someone would give Adam Goldberg something to do. He elevates everything he’s in.

Seriously. As an Irish American, this stereotype is our entire culture. What else are we known for? Fighting, drinking, and an ass backwards religion responsible for everything from mass graves of dead infants to child rape. It's about time this happened. Their next step needs to be heavy education in schools about…

This is exactly my point. He’s the guy who comes in after the guy who made the definitive work and capitalized on the demand the first guy created. He’s to Francis Ford Coppola who every knockoff Harry Potter series author is to J.K. Rowling.

I can’t make it through shit like 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, and The Office. That whole second hand embarrassment genre of comedy mystifies me.

Agree on network tv. Grey’s Anatomy hasn’t been more than trash in over a decade. Person of Interest is interchangeable with any other disillusioned genius + weathered Veteran = boomer dad ad dollars show.

I LOVE Letterkenny and Black Sails. Wynonna Earp is pretty amazing too. Republic of Doyle, Caught, Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, Whitechapel, Good Omens, I could go on and on. I’m not a fan of adult cartoons, so half of this list is wasted on me.

As a privileged white woman, any show centering clueless, privileged white women (especially with the oversharing and throwing around ‘vagina’, like that’s a revolutionary thing) makes me cringe so hard. I’m right in the demographic for both Girls and Crazy Ex-girlfriend. In my personal life, I know (and stay away…

I find Scorcese’s snobbery here hilarious. That man has beaten the mob movie horse to glue and he thinks the Marvel movies are repetitive and uninspired. Bless. His. Heart.

This happened to me exactly once. 10 years ago. Out to dinner with my mother, who is the boomerest boomer to ever boomer. She gave the poor server the coldest stare I have ever seen and then proceeded to leave no tip and had a chat with the manager.