So, definitely not a lawyer. And a man baby to boot. I'm stunned.

So not a lawyer. Got it.

I’m sorry, I forgot to ask earlier, where do you practice and how many family court cases have you seen?

My timeline is an entire barrage of Catholic girls laughing at T.I.’s clear pride in what he thinks is his cleverness at thinking he's outwitted his kid. Nearly every Catholic girl I grew up with knew, in stunning detail, how to get down without technically ‘losing their virginity’.

You’re exhausted bc this is the idiot’s way to make mashed potatoes. Boil salted water, peel and chop the potatoes, dump the potatoes in the water. Cook to shit. Drain. Put in standmixer with heavy cream and pepper. Mix until cream is incorporated, not longer than 30 seconds.

Oh, I've definitely experienced breadwinners trying to wiggle out of their duties grumble about things like 'using my money to fix herself up for other men' and 'how much can food possibly cost her for a month?' But I've never seen anyone actually substantiate those claims.

You know, in all my years doing family practice, people kept telling me that I would encounter this mysterious gold digger. The woman who fleeced a hapless rube, abandoned her children, and absconded with money and her trainer. Over a decade in the profession and I still haven’t met even one of her. But I'll be sure…

I've known a couple- they think the husband is scum too, but know that they're in for a huge payday when he digs in his heels and holds up the proceedings for, sometimes, years at a time over alimony and child support ('I had one pair of sneakers from 9th-12th grade and public school was good enough for me! My son, ::…

I’ve done some family practice and what you’ve said is accurate. The only times I’ve seen anger develop from zero to 60 are when a housewife has been unceremoniously dumped by a high-earning partner who thinks a high priced attorney can basically switch out the old family for a newer younger one with no financial harm…

I use a buttermilk mix. For some reason they all like grilled and greasy. Every once in a while, I'll get a perfectly browned and cakey pancake but not enough of the time to make them. It's just as easy to go to a diner.

Yeah. My father's mother would have called it The One True Faith and everyone not a Catholic is a heathen.

It’s like we have the same mom. My sister just got engaged to a jewish doctor and my mom is 1. Pissed and 2. Pissed that his family is pissed bc, duh, the hillbilly catholic family of salespeople and factory workers should definitely get to feel superior to the wealthy family of doctors, lawyers, artists, and…

Mine is from the 1978 Betty and I love it.

The premade pie crusts in the tin are amazing.

I do all three of these things (my crisco lives in the freezer). And the dough blade has been a lifesaver, but I cannot get it to roll out properly, no matter what i do. I started rolling the crust out between two pieces of parchment and that helped a bit but I still can’t get it in the perfect shape for the plate.

I don’t know how anyone makes it pretty. I can make one that tastes good (thank you 1978 Betty Crocker) but I can't roll it out for shit. 

Marnie, I’m convinced that ice cream makers are a major scam. I’ve owned 3, one low end and 2 high end and they’re uniformly shit. Go buy yourself the ice cream maker attachment for the kitchenaid stand mixer and you’ll never have problems with ice cream again.

I'm 5'9" in bare feet, usually 6' in shoes and the number of 5'8"-5'10" men who think they can get away with telling me they're 6' is.... definitely greater than 0.

1. Agree. “Chuck takes advantage of women when they’re drunk”. Done. The guy’s female friend got raped. This is her feeling the responsibility we put on women and giving tool bag the benefit of the doubt. Which he doesn’t deserve.

At most, with his hair done and expensive shoes on.