I've always found short men to also have short fuses/anger issues. I'm not trying to date that.

Wait. Wait. Wait. So we have

Me. Neither. I love the shit out of Bad Boys II. Everybody can shut it about plot holes and gratuitous violence. I. Am. Here. For. This.

Also her cookbooks are pretty incredible. 

“Mistranslated fairy tale book”

It’s the most mid-aughts thing ever.

Yeah, I was definitely nearing 30 when I first heard of this bullshit. I love Christmas too but trying to jerry-rig a tradition seems insane to me. Also, for a bunch of people who swear they don’t have time to shit, parents seem to eke out space every single day to put the elf in a different spot and…

Have no trouble believing any of this. His whole brand is inappropriately close contact with women. I love Debra Winger’s quote about him- “I’m not susceptible to his gamma rays”. I, too, have never understood the appeal. And before I get spammed with that creepy Jurassic Park-too-much-male-cleavage-and-jheri-curl-oil…

THANK YOU. This is a major pet peeve of mine. There is no consent possible between an employer and employee. That McDonalds didn't just sweep this under the rug is incredibly encouraging. However, my cold, dead lawyer's heart knows that there is clearly some other bullshit afoot bc no white dude who is doing well for…

As an Irish-American catholic from a deeply Irish-American catholic place who has put away more irish car bomb sundaes than I care to admit, I could not roll my eyes any harder at this ridiculousness. Especially considering an Irish Car bomb is a cop drink and I’m not going to bore anyone with the history of the…

This is the most ridiculous controversy considering the original Bloody Sunday was in Russia in the early 1900s and involved the Tsar’s troops slaughtering 1000 protesters.

That’s the going rate for cocktails at upscale places or places that want to bee seen as upscale. I made the mistake of ordering a mocktail at a fancy cocktail place a few weeks ago and told the bartender to experiment. What I got, for $8, was a glass that had been swished with lime juice, filled with seltzer and had…

When you're in customer service and you ask of there's a problem, you need to be ready to remedy it... or just don't ask. 

I’m really sick of customer service/sales folks being shit at their jobs. This was such an easy win. The points at which this situation could have been saved:

So, I’m a single woman in my 30s. I’ve got a high pressure job that pays me really well and that I love, a great circle of friends, charity obligations, and a few hobbies that I enjoy. And so do several of my closest friends. We all have active dating lives with the same ethos, a man has to be something really extra…

I think it's really sweet that Nerdlove thinks that this guy is asking him how to please women. 

I snorted so loud when I read this. Who has the 'Sure, Jan' gif?

Every sandwich my dad ever made had margarine on it- my mom was a noted fake healthy food scam patsy- peanutbutter and jelly, ham and cheese, turkey, meatloaf, you name it, it was always buttered/margarined.

The Neiman Marcus restaurant in White Plains is lovely. There's no real decent place to eat within walking distance of the mall. I'm not going to waste a meal in Manhattan on a Neiman's cafe but shopping in the suburbs? Why not.

I've been following this a bit on instagram and there seems to be a bit of some sort of shenanigans afoot? Like the owners aren't allowed to keep the name of the place and were maybe forced out?