I guess there really is a fool born ever minute.

Am I seriously the only one who thought RUN BITCH? I read this a few days ago and I find nothing charming or funny about it. This guy is so creepy it nearly makes me queasy. Haha I bought your dead relative’s dead murderer flowers for 2 years and now I feel guilty because he was a monster! Teehee! What the actual fuck?

Seriously

So? You can tell a lot about a restaurant by the way its waitstaff answers questions. Asking an employee about the business that employs them is the very opposite of abstract. 

This is how I feel too. “I haven’t tried anything on the menu” is a major red flag to me. I thought it was standard practice for restaurants (especially ones with seasonal menus) to have the waitstaff sit down and try everything for the very purpose of recommending items. The best servers will say things like, “I…

This is such a strange thing to be mad about. How else are you supposed to find out what’s good on the menu? If nothing jumps out to me on a menu, I ask what the server’s favorite thing on the menu is, if I’m torn between two items, I ask which one I should pick. I don’t want to waste money on a crappy meal and…

YUP.

It definitely sounds to me like the guy’s wife ‘settled’ for someone who would be a good father to kids at the expense of a great sex life. Several of my friends have done the same, though they were in their late 20s to mid 30s. I have no judgment about that, finding a man who would be a decent partner- emotionally…

I mean. He's not wrong. 

The only take.

I disagree. I think it’s pretty clear that the letter writer is crap in the sack but his wife thinks that he will be a decent father/life partner and weighed the latter more heavily when she decided to marry him. Several of my friends have settled in this manner, and that’s fine. A stable, responsible partner is…

My firm is based in Beijing, I spend a lot of my time traveling around China and Southeast Asia. I understand how complex, time-consuming, and labor-intensive their simple-seeming meals are. I also have a rule against making anything I can buy somewhere better and easier. But, if someone could figure out how I can get…

If you're near a college or businesses, set up a $2 slice and soda special. I'm from upstate NY, nearly every independent pizza place is incredible, but they also serve spaghetti/lasagna/chicken parmegan/subs too. The only pizza-only places who have succeeded have fabulous pizzas (what I wouldn't do for ziti pizza…

This looks like the time I tried to make spring rolls and realized why they cost $7 a roll at my local Thai joint. I think I'll just let the pros handle this.

I was a 4 season athlete for nearly 20 years and I can’t imagine behaving this way or being allowed to behave this way. If my team in any sport overwhelmed the other team, the coach would bring in the second string or the weaker athletes. If we had celebrated in this manner, we would have been made to forfeit. All of…

I don’t know, it just feels strangely inappropriate to me. If I ever left anything on a plate when I was on a date where someone else is paying- which has yet to happen, so when it does I’ll let you know- I would just leave it. It's the same type of feeling as taking a half-finished bottle of wine home from a dinner…

I’ve just always assumed that waitstaff who don’t ask if something was wrong with a little or untouched plate know something was up and don’t want to be bothered rectifying the situation. It's their job to make sure that the customer is satisfied with their food, a service for which they are paid in tips. Someone not…

I, personally, would feel weird about taking leftovers from a meal someone else paid for, but I’m going to be laughing for a long time at the douche canoe who didn’t realize that the leftover box that she put in the way of him making a move was done intentionally. Someone clearly thought that paying for dinner…

This is basically all of upstate NY

I don't understand, did they pull her out of her dressing room as she was getting ready for a bath?