Hey, don’t hideous-shame them! They can’t help that their beliefs are ugly! Judge them for what they- oh, wait, nevermind.

hahaha, deeply under-utilized reference. thank you!

Haven’t we all found ourselves suddenly caught up in the middle of a bunch of Nazis shouting bullshit until we’re red in the face, only to later ask ourselves, Wow! That was weird! Sooooo not like me at all. How’d that happen?

“You are literally the person in the photo.”

Cvjetanovic said:

Well the people outing them are just practicing their free speech rights too.

EVERY FUCKING DAY

“Welcome to the Department of Justice!”

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

Wtf is wrong with people? Even if you don’t believe it was him pissing on an underage girl in that video or that he’s running some weird sex cult, he still married Aaliyah when she was 15 and he was 33. I just...

Schweiger, his last name is Schweiger. And he was arrested as a teenager for trying to rob a Smoothie King.

I think sanctuary cities should counteroffer with a refusal to pay any taxes...starting with the ones that fund this ham monster of a Congressman’s salary. Let’s see how the Trunp-loving rural areas of Georgia do when the cities start keeping funds to themselves (and I say this as someone who lives in farm country).

I can tell you for sure that it wasn’t me. Zucchini is gross. No way I would trade one for a lovely cucumber that could be juiced and mixed with vodka for a refreshing summer drink. You may see vegetables... I see ways to mix it with alcohol. I may have a problem.

When you pay with card but tip in cash, it’s a good idea to write in “cash” on the receipt where you’d write in the tip amount. Don’t most people do this?!?! Also a good idea to give the cash with the signed receipt.

The second I lay eyes on it I thought, “Big mistake. Big. Huge”.

I usually eye roll at stories of privilege doing stupid stuff, but I love everything about this.

I want to make a pithy comment, but I just know if I do it’ll come out that he’s dealing with a terrible illness or a family problem and then I’ll be the douche. I won’t let you make me into the douche, Beiber! I just won’t do it!

Bet you his voice finally changed.

Yeah but then how would I look like an utter twat?

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.