Well no luck changing the number today I guess. We’ll give it another go at breaking the streak tomorrow.

Matt Rinaldi came up to us and made it a point to say, ‘I called (ICE) on all of them.’

I didn’t think Texas could get more Texas but here we are.

Wow, make champagne popsicles is the new let them eat cake. I never got that memo. Nice.

TigerSwan internal communications draw comparisons between the anti-DAPL movement and jihadist fighters, and characterize it as, “an ideologically driven insurgent with a strong religious component.”

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

I can see it now, Merkel will go up to Trump and extend her hand to grab him by the balls, ‘cause when you are famous, you can do that’

And Macron doesn’t just go towards Angela first, they hold each other in a warm greeting and exchange kisses. Their bond is real, Donald. France and Germany are best friends and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH THEM.

Jesus, Trump. You are presumably the leader of the free world. Learn how to give a dignified handshake. Cringing.

Yes but these two are also super dreamy.

I don’t get it. We always had random french liberal politicians kicking around. I think you guys have Trump goggles.

*These words came from my heart, not reality.

I feel like I might die if I don’t see it now. I wish I hadn’t known of it at all.

Oh, it was my pleasure! I do not tolerate shit like that any more, and his behavior was so egregious and unsuitable, even the non-sexual stuff the random students were exposed to. The Guru’s Disease was strong with him....

I think there’s pretty strong consensus that she’s great.

she should put CARLY Sparkles in it because i’m literally just a mix of both of them lol

Very 80's. Very poppy. I don’t hate it.

I’m going to listen to this song until my ears fucking bleed AND I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER ABOUT IT

I don’t care what anyone says, I like her