I never consider him one of my top five handsomest guys, and then I see this gif and he is 1-5.

Yes, I have questions about this.

I think the issue is the term “mid-life crisis”. Which conveys some sort of indulgent, weak freak out over one’s proximity to death. It sounds like he’s doing some necessary self-reflection and removing substances and behaviors that got in the way of having a healthy life and healthy relationships. That seems more…

Also Canada seems so wonderful. Can we all just go there?

I am in no way defending the US justice system— it’s profoundly screwed up. But just like in Canada, I do believe that most prosecutors are doing what they can to honestly and justly do their job. I think the minimums were an attempt to install some failsafes so that a junior prosecutor or overworked judge didn’t…

It sounds like he’s pleading guilty to a bunch of federal charges but not murder. So I assume his punishment will be significantly less than if the state refiled the murder charge.

Someone who has never been educated about debt management. Or someone who is paying for medicine over other expenses. Or someone who has a traditional view of debt (that it’s all bad and all needs to be paid off) and attempts to juggle all bills at once. Or someone who has only done the bare minimum as far as care to…

It’s not like the Boy Scouts have ever demonstrated a pattern of un-Christian conduct, so they’re fine to stay around.

It feels like a case of Prisoner’s Dilemma. We’re all better off if we can commit to single payer, and yet people are too concerned about their own perceived piece of the pie to see it. Having your neighbor’s home go into foreclosure because they can’t cover their medical bills is bad for everyone. People who don’t…

I feel the same way when I consider putting on mascara before going to the grocery store.

How about the Swift-Kardashian feud? Any feuds you can get behind?

Same. The Kardashians are also impossible to avoid, so perhaps that was also a factor in Tay’s no-show?

Can we please discuss that Taylor Swift did not attend? I can only assume she didn’t want to be part of the gala co-chaired by Katy Perry.

Obamacare is not sustainable, but I am still happy that the Democrats pushed it through because now the Republicans can’t just take it away and leave people with nothing. Single payer seems to be the only logical replacement but I don’t see the Republicans ever supporting that. I don’t know what happens in the…

I have to assume that there is someone trapped in a stall who was desperately trying to poop in private when this whole group rolled in.

This. If I were famous, this is the night I would go berserk and take some actual risks, not just sheer-skirt risks.

Look everyone, real journalism! This made my day.

Dang, I had my money on Sebastian Gorka getting the co-hosting spot. Worst week ever for him.

This year I have found myself using the caveman gifs more than I ever thought I would...

I want this to be reality so very much.