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Kevin (Probably) Kills His Wife

You better take care of me, Lord; because if you don’t, you’re gonna have me on your hands.

Near perfect adaptation?
This and the movie of Slaughterhouse 5 are about as close as you can get to source material.

A good lesson for the fuckheads who didn’t vote

The 2016 election is going to loom differently in the American psyche than most other recent elections. Nobody was holding a grudge against Bush/Quayle voters for years on end. But I’m personally so infuriated by the actions of 49% of the electorate that I just won’t be able to countenance the slightest bit of…

Right, the same thing will happen again: Roseanne will be so utterly impossible to work with that her show will be quickly cancelled after another 8 seasons.

Eh, no.

I’m just gonna leave this right here, Joss Whedon fans.

Wat?! #DASHRENDAR4EVA

Also, I cannot believe this. in two weeks we’ve had a Defenders of the Earth reference and a Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors reference.

The Michael story in Season 4 is actually quite sad; without George-Michael there to force him to be a good example, Michael becomes as craven, selfish, and desperate as his father or older brother.

Oh, the guy who’s wearing the four thousand dollar suit is going to say he’s never seen a chicken......COME ON!

I get what you’re saying, but some people do survive. My cousin had issues with opiate addiction for years (and did a stint in prison because of it), but is clean and sober now. Granted, addicts can be extremely good liars, so I could be wrong, but when I see him he acts like a real human being now, and he’s actually…

“Ex uno plures” means “out of one, many”—the converse of “e pluribus unum.”

It’s like Dickens said: we forge the chains we wear in life.

Man, those spambot news alerts for ‘squirmy grifters’ and ‘shady, scam-happy group’ are really paying off.

Wait, so Oliver is saying this poorly produced ad shown only on late-night local TV is for a dubious company?

Eh, it was his own fault.
Keep running until you’re WAY clear of the danger. It’s horror movie rule #2 after “don’t split up”.