ironically that’s how donkey dong doug first got his nickname...

*Howard Dean

maybe he’s got a PhD in one field, and working on an MA in another?

and we can take advantage of those unlocked back doors when the SHTF

oh, but that cannibalism is the best part...

gotta love the slightly off model wiggum as the chef.

and anyway that was subsitute counsel Lisa after he ran out from the bathroom window...

do these sound like the actions of a mans who’s had all he can eat?

this is awesome, I use this stuff instead of sour cream all the time.

tublekaine! (sp?)

want to add tho that just because they may be guilty of something doesn’t mean I’m not going to, or unable to, fight for them. I am a very important check on the power of the state, and I take that very seriously. It’s still up to the state to prove my people did it beyond a reasonable doubt and I’ll hold them to that…

in Md. they do just send you a summons for child support arrears, most of the time. When I was a law clerk for a judge, we had the support enforcement docket and there was 1 guy with 18 different paternity and child support cases with different women.  that guy got a warrant when he didn’t pay.

i’m not saying they don’t over do it.

problem is, they can usually make those higher counts too. If they couldn’t, I’d be going to trial.

these are legit points, but sometimes I recommend a plea deal because the state actually will win at trial. going to trial isn’t a guarantee of acquittal.

I’m a private defense attorney, and most of my people are guilty. The ones that are actually innocent usually get off too.

LOTR SVU

man I hate reading old comment sections.  It makes clear how far we have fallen.

The A.V. Club

He’s from Maryland right?  I can’t find his case on case search, i was trying to see the terms of his probation.