So who plays Brand in the inevitable feature film that gets made about this?  I think it could be the role that wins Bill Hader his first Oscar.  

Alina Habba, showed up with what appears to be an Asus ROG gaming laptop

“Show feet!” -b4r0nTrump$

Agreed. 

Team Katy. This story has been bogus from the beginning. 

She’ll be streaming her trial on Twitch and reacting to it on YouTube. Make sure you smash that Like button and comment and subscribe.

She could absolutely be your typical toxic gamer given the last paragraph in this article

Yikes, I don’t know if that’s comforting--those people vote and serve on juries.  :(

Also bodes well for his legal team: This attorney forgot to ask for a trial by jury. That means this judge (that she and Trump have spent weeks publicly vilifying) will determine all damages and guilt on his own.

Meanwhile Dane Cook just married the girl he started dating when she was 18 and he was in his 40s.

Maybe, but it’s just as likely IMO that she cluelessly walked into Best Buy (or sent a similarly clueless minion) and let them pick one.

The part where the guy from the ACLU is talking about how companies get paid for delivering healthcare to prisoners at around 8:20? He’s basically describing a full-risk capitation model - something HMO’s really like and something we always refused to participate in.

You know, it really is insane, people’s desire to copy dumb shit they see others do on TikTok or wherever. But I have to remind myself that it’s not new. Remember people have been trying to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel because they heard someone else tried it for like a hundred years.

I get music producers and content creators using gaming laptops, since the specs translate well into those fields, but this sounds like “I had this for games and can’t be bothered keeping my personal and professional life separate” which sure bodes super great for this legal team.

A spokesperson for the company directed Kotaku to that tweet when asked to elaborate on the situation.

This is my first exposure to that cop slide story and boy, is it beyond stupid! Not the actual part where a cop got injured going down a slide (mind you, it is stupid, but I was never a fan of the “America’s Funniest Home Videos”/ Fail videos/ Darwin Awards nonsense), but the part where a bunch of adults just had to…

Russel Brand an absolute piece of shit? Why, if you had told me that in 2008, I...would have said “yeah, that tracks.”

Some fans are joking that the pack is so outrageous it’s an intelligence test to see who actually buys it

You can’t accuse me of harassment, because I accuse you!!!

I can’t believe the creepy conspiracy theorist rapist who looks like a homeless guy is also stalker!!!