50% water/50% alligator/50% Dodge Chargers and Challengers.

No, recent Brooklyn to Cape Coral transplant. Anything over 12 inches of water is fair game for gators. Canals, man made ponds, natural spring ponds. all home to gators. I had a 9 footer living on the bank of my yard all spring and summer. Some people say I may have even lobbed a few yard stones at it, but that’s just…

That Altima is a Mercedes (per the local news reports, and the cops are hunting for it). If it had been an Altima, it too would have likely been in the drink.

He had one of these:

Oh no it does not. At all. The easist place to see alligators around here are golf courses. There are alligators in pretty much every single water hazard. When I first moved there I lived in a gated community on a golf course. I could sit on the lanai and watch the two local ‘gators around the 4th green pretty much…

That’s what the local news said was going on - street racing. Saw this last night, laughed my ass off. This is the next city south of me in SW FL. The cops are looking for the Mercedes.

It most likely is man-made but I have seen plenty of gators in those too.

It’s kind of like watching a fat guy on a rope swing loose his grip and tumble down a hill instead of swinging directly into the water.

And putting any potential rescuers at risk.  I just assume all lakes and canals in Florida are 50% water/50% alligator.  There is no way I am jumping in to save some asshat aggressive driver and risking losing a limb to a gator.

Probably the OH SHIT MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME FOR DESTROYING ANOTHER CHALLENGER WHILE STREET RACING! thought to pass.

These guys were street racing on a single lane residential street. It looks like Challenger might have gone in to pass the Altima and Big Altima Energy had to show him what the VQ could do (or, more likely QR).

Dude waited until the last possible second to leave the sinking car. Just in case ‘barreling through a neighborhood and driving into a canal’ wasn’t enough to let you know he’s a giant moron.

They like leaving packing/shipping material on the car front lip because “aesthetics” or something.

Lucky his tires had the right psi, .5 off and it would have been a different story.

Tesla, take note. This is “effectively submerged”. Very effectively, in fact.

We talk a lot of crap about Florida Man, but we should never overlook his noble efforts to eliminate as many Chargers and Challengers as possible.

If you look closely, there was a pelican on the grassy knoll. 

““I was just nervous, I was scared because after seeing the car go completely airborne...”

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Did the yellow bit come off the spoiler ?