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The best part is where you start with, “are you an imbecile?”

You spelled Dr. Orpheus wrong.

Jordan Sargent still “writes” for Gawker.

Now that the U.S. has normalized relations with Cuba, here’s hoping that Cuban ballplayers will be able to come to MLB via safer means.

But we’re having fun

Come on man, this is like nitpicking Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.

That’s not how you use Throwing Shade. And that’s not the correct usage of Stay Woke. Gawker commentators sound like Hillary Clinton but somehow less cool and trying way harder.

The state provided infrastructure and the city provided a loan for a small remainder (under 10%) and it has been recouped through a local ticket tax in under a decade. Over the last 8 years the stadium has generated over $280M in state and local taxes, far higher than the original amount. Yes there was a small loan,

Really? I thought sparklers were hotter.

You’re hearing that because you want to hear that. There’s a difference between not wanting to be the face of the franchise and being a coward, which is why Wainwright made no such connection.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you

I don’t get it. I mean I get your sentiment, here. And I wasn’t surprised really when I read the headline. And I read the story looking for the money quote, but... there’s really not one. What exactly did anyone from the Cardinals say that is so outrageous? It’s clearly not in the snippets you chose to highlight in

Yeah, I’m looking for the part where I should be outraged. :/

It sounds like he's defending his team from comments Heyward didn't even need to make. Weak writing and non story.

Luke warm take by Matheny. 3/10. It’s winter. Bring the heat. Loyalty, baseball culture, and double down on the guys who have won something. Unacceptable.

So Mike Matheney is saying they did everything they could do in their eyes to keep him and he chose someone else and they don't hold any hard feelings and this is still an indictment of how awful the Cardinals are? I'm confused.