for what it’s worth, you should familiarize yourself with carlos martinez.

For some reason, I’d really like Antonin Scalia to know that immediately after reading about his death, I shrugged and clicked on this headline.

There are 30 MLB teams with white supremacist fans.

you guys are going to pull a muscle trying to find ways to make cardinals jokes at this rate. they must pull in clicks, but man... maybe wait for stories that are actually stories.

at what point does it get embarrassing for the editorial staff to feel the obligation to try to cram hot takes into every story involving the cardinals?