Garfuriosa isn’t exciting enough for you?

Maybe Bryce Dallas Howard will wear even sensibler shoes.

I gotta be honest, unless this sisterhood involves a magic pair of pants that fits everyone despite their sizes then I am out

I didn’t watch it until all the episodes had dropped, but also found that I could only watch one episode at a time anyway. I don’t think I could have binged it if I had wanted to. 

See, black livestock gets sacrificed like this. But white livestock gets sacrificed like this.

I don’t like sing-a-longs. Even with groups I like. I’m paying to hear you sing, not to participate in some group activity. Holding hands with strangers and singing along with “Freebird” is something that would happen in a terrible nightmare.

Or “Loose Seal” when there’s a seal loose on the set.

Literally why do you even care. Most people who associate Bethesda with the licence probably weren’t even alive when numbers before 3 existed, so he’s probably more of an expert than you are.

They broke up, but they’re still good friends

Hey, the standard you’re being compared to is Sacha Baron Cohen, so it’s probably looking pretty good for you.

Better Call RuPaul oh shit

*Indiana Jones has entered the chat*

To be fair, Rodgers got through his first five minutes of his Jeopardy hosting gig without tearing his Achilles tendon, so he did have more success there than he’s had at football recently.

I’m afraid the chances of that are below zero.

The Joker was always my favorite Batman villain, and even I’m sick of him at this point. How about a Mr. Freeze movie for once? The Arnie version, specifically. It’d be an ice change of pace. 

“Mr. F.”

Thinking there’s a difference between the two is exactly what makes him a dick

So if the Bachelor is Marvel, then F-Boy Island is The Boyz?

“It was like Murder On The Orient Express. Everyone was the murderer.”

Of an excommunicated priest turned werewolf hunter turned riverboat gambler.