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The game gave a lot of ways around it. You can override a mount early on and reuse it indefinitely, which gave you a faster run speed than every enemy in the game except other mounts. Enemies don’t climb, so you can usually just change terrain position and keep moving. There’s hiding places everywhere and your crouch

But according to Pinterest, I could save space by putting an office under my stairs!

I don’t have stairs Pinterest, having stairs would imply that I have a whole entire floor of space and that I own the property so that I could demo under said stairs, you stupid bitch, Pinterest. 

I couldn’t wait. And now I’m back and...you’d probably think I hate it but I don’t. I missed it. I’m much more productive outside of my home environment. Home is home and work is work. I like the separation.

Am I the only person who does want to go back to the office (but won’t as long as it helps you get a horrible virus)? Otherwise, I literally talk to no one all day.

the idea that now is equidistant from 2045 and when “Smooth” was released...fuck.

I wish people wouldn’t try so hard to make these issues about how the world is so unfair to men.

After the start of the show, I felt like they would reveal that Baby Billy son is actual BJ. But since BJ mom was sitting with Baby Billy, I guess that won’t be it. Still felt like they were heading in that direction and that Judy is such a gross fuckup that she was actual fucking her cousin.

It’s definitely a nominee for a good show canceled inexplicably by lame networks. I like to call it being  Happy Ended

The Mick was a good show, should have lasted longer

That’s like saying Dr. Strangelove wasn’t effective because it showed a nuclear war starting. The whole point is to demonstrate what not to do, so we avoid those mistakes. And more specifically, that what not to do is part of systematic abdications of responsibility by the rich and powerful. It’s a call to arms for

Shit, do you think Anne Geddes is scared to death right now. Just think about how many naked porno baby pictures she took and sold!!!!!

Scream 4 promised that Stab 5 would have time travel. Your review doesn’t mention time travel. Pass.

I like to think of this show as “Religious Succession.”

Crypto wasn’t a thing yet so neither was cryptobigotry.

Maybe they are just all being asked to move to LA?

“I give this film the grade of JavaScript.”

Wow. Isle of Dogs?  Loved it.

Also he totally missed that both of them have the same last name. Big whiff.

celebrating a half-remembered, half-imagined era when the owners of publications actually gave two shits about their writers and the subjects they wrote about.

Given the AV Club's fact checking standards we're just lucky he managed to spell her name correctly.