Very conflicted about this. I feel like there has to be a way to protect players that doesn’t amount to “Let’s just collectively pretend the rules of baseball don’t exist for this specific play.”

Naw Toms is better because that's what Jim did growing up instead of having friends.

A good dog.

That cat clearly picked up his pivot paw.

It was rough those injury years. Plus, sharing the back court with Monta “Monta Ellis Have It All” Ellis, I never thought I’d get to see a Steph with free reign of his team AND healthy ankles.

Unimpressive. The ball does that every time I swing a golf club, and I don’t even have a screen in front of me.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

There was a thing on ESPN.com from SportScience that said Gordon would’ve gotten bronze in the olympics for that one

Can SportScience break this one down soon? Because this still boggles my fucking mind

We put a camera on Greg’s and Marchman’s faces during the game, clipped out the moment right after Messi’s penalty, superimposed the two images on top of each other, and ended up with this:

I was only trying to help.

Once you’re a dad you realize just how comfortable socks and sandals are and how functional a fanny pack really is and you give zero fucks. It’s one of the best parts about being a dad.

Bobby Bonilla gets one every July 1st.

Boooooooo!

That mobile makes him a real bat-man.

Kenny Powers would ride the shit out of one of those bad boys...

With $75 million you would think that he could afford a car with four wheels.

Someone is clearly overcompensating for their Yoenis size.

Those things have excellent resale value, it’s basically a Mets-approved investment plan.