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Current Philip Seymour Hoffman or...?

Lane Kiffin does a great impression of Philip Seymour Hoffman doing an impression of Lane Kiffin.

Because:

Every county in Massachusetts went for Clinton. Every New England state went to Clinton (except one electoral vote in Maine because of archaic voting laws).

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

I’m not sure there are ton of absolute, top-10 all-time athletes in any sport who also weren’t huge drama queens.

You really think a Duke man would ever support a strike?

I kinda want to see him trip Charles Oakley.

Thank you for your services, Duke; you’re truly the Newman of college basketball.

If it weren’t for the fact that it’s Greyson Allen, I’d say it looks like Gibbs might have stepped on Allen’s right foot, causing him to stumble and bring his right foot forward suddenly to catch his balance.

Careful, Dan, otherwise you might lose your ESPY vote, too!

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…

You could use the same logic to say that no street should ever be closed for a parade or a block party or a presidential motorcade. But for some reason it’s only ever applied to protesters.

I nominate myself for dumbest person in the world. I was staring at the hoop in the middle and it took three times for me to see that there were other hoops.

A white 3-point specialist. That’s a new one.

Shouldn’t somebody at least poke him with a stick?

Your assignment is to re-watch The Karate Kid. Your punishment is to watch The Karate Kid 4.

If the Blazers did indeed win the equivalent of hitting the lottery by not signing parsons, they then also did the equivalent of blowing their winnings in Vegas by signing Evan Turner.

This one was meant to be light hearted and fun but was probably a little too close to the line.