Reading this, I’m so glad my dad doesn’t give a shit about anything I do.

Listen, if recent history repeats itself, PLENTY of Eddie Lacy is going to be in training camp for Seattle very soon.

How can that hand even belong to him?! It’s like 10 shades lighter than his Flamin’ Hot Cheeto face!

I can’t believe John didn’t counter with some variation of “Super Bowl XLVII. Don’t you remember? You were there.”

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

“Elliott, mesmerized, confessed he’d never considered cropping a shirt from the top before.”

Sure when Justin Timberlake does it at halftime it’s cool but when Zeke does it everyone loses their minds.

Seems like a nice place to visit drive through.

Seems like a nice place to visit.

He tried to run, I have no issue with the tackle. I wish that more secondaries in the NFL used the same technique

This wasn’t meant to be serious (other than it is super cool).

I’m calling BS on his explanation. Tebow played in the Arizona Fall League last year. Did he always warm up in the left on-deck circle then? Has he never been to a baseball game before? There’s no way this fame whore didn’t do this on purpose.

Or a longer football career if he hadn’t insisted on playing only in the NFL?

I don’t like Tim Tebow and don’t care what happens to him, but couldn’t this dude have had a longer NFL career if he’d not insisted on being a quarterback? It seemed like he had decent running skills.

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

The one that looks like a parallel universe Michael Rappaport who made infinitely better life choices.

Please let them beat Duke.

It’s all that suppressing of boners during matches that makes them so crazy

I remember a time when football players and frat boys used to coexist in harmony and save money buying rohypnol together by weight. So much for the tolerant left!

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