But is that running from the cops speed?

Not that I’ll ever have this problem, but this is why you chose the best child to be your successor when you have a business. Don’t split that down the line. Give the dumb ones some cash, the competent ones a small job, and the best one a controlling interest.

I mean, UFC fighters, wrestlers at all levels (real wrestling), boxers, etc all cut a ton of weight right before weigh ins, and 95% of it is just water. 5 lbs of water weight isn’t exactly insane.

That’s in the ballpark of half a gallon of water.

Five pounds of water? It’s Leonard “Shamwow” Fournette, everybody!

Here.

Ridiculous suggestion. Even if it were true that Peterson was descended from slaves that wouldn’t be the reason why he hit his kid, that would only explain his strength and agility while doing so.

Vlade traded the Tanquarray for a bottle of Malört and a pack of cigarellos to be named later.

Vlade smokes 2 packs of Marlboros a day just to cover up the odor of Tanquarray he sweats from his pores.

My sincerest apologies. Western Missouri assholes are in a league of their own.

*Morans. This is Missouri we’re talking about.

Morons. They were playing Kentucky.

Amen. The last guy that Ranadive was “fixated on” like that was Nik Stauskas, who he drafted in the lottery and then was traded after one season along with another 1st round pick in exchange for two 2nd rounders. When the Sixers and Pelicans are duping you, then you really need to head back to the kiddie pool, or at…

shoutout to Vivek Ranadive for his Michael Jordan-esque scouting of college players, in which he sometimes watches the NCAA tournament and says “oh that guy looks pretty good let’s go get him”

The MMA equivalent of deciding to not campaign in MI or WI.

I usually hate those extra hammerfists to a downed opponent’s face…

What an asshole.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.