I loathe Trump with the fire of a thousand burning suns, and it sickens me he’s in a position of power, but the day I give a shit what the pro athletes of my teams think in terms of politics is the day I stop watching sports. These guys ain’t smart or worldly, that’s not why I watch them.

What an odd headline, Lindsey. Belichcick is always accused of being arrogant but the first thing he says when they win the game is “We have a great group of players.” He even appeared, dare I say it, emotional.

Same here. Holy hell has it been a pleasure as a Pats fan to watch this team for nearly a generation.

I will never take this for granted. It came out nowhere in 2001, and it will go away probably just as fast. I’m happy to have been around to watch it while it lasts.

“Joe Flacco is an elite quarterback!”

Close- probably along the lines of “Maybe you guys should go out less, and I can’t wait for that road game against the Jazz!”

That sentiment was “Jesus came to the United States where he told us to have multiple wives.”

*actually* POTUS45 lost San Antonio’s county by 14%, and lost 27 counties across the state including 4 of the 5 largest. #thisdoesntfitonamarchsign

Good sports trolling is Good

I said this last time, I’ll say it again: I’m so happy he’s the new coach of Team USA. You couldn’t ask for a better ambassador

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

The last sane man in Texas?

“Now, son, we know that the doctor said that you’re risking becoming a quadriplegic with one more hit, but what’s that, anyway? Just some fancy doctor word for getting to sit around all day, drink milkshakes through a straw, and watch all the Netflix you want. Heck, that don’t sound half bad to me at all! So why don’t…

#TimeCopLivesMatter

#TimeLivesMatter

A step in the right direction? He didn’t want to get invited to the mayors house...he wanted to not be harassed by police for walking outside.

That poor man, I hope he’s okay. What an ordeal — I mean, there was a black guy right by his fence!

he decided to go for a walk in the woods near his hotel to kill time.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a chair is a good guy with an ottoman.

This is what’s wrong with our country today. That chair needs a talking to.

- Clint Eastwood