It’s kind of unfair because any vote that was just a garbled string of letters was automatically counted as a vote for Giannis.

I think he needs cola, Doritos and hours of gaming if he wants to get to average teenage male body fat levels.

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance, Dribbling.

Dealing with grief is a 12-step process. Fortunately, Westbrook took 5 whole steps tonight.

That’s the problem these days in a nutshell: too many dumbshits triggered by civility.

+1 donation to Planned Parenthood

Pence or no Pence, Indiana really going all out with an anti-Gay agenda.

I work really hard on the fundamentals. Dribbling, passing, not leaving the ground...

That’s why I never dunk. I totally could if I wanted to though.

although he did have to sit for a game for yelling, “Fuck her right in the pussy!”

I was going to chastise you for forgetting the Sacramento Kings—but then I remembered we’re only discussing professional teams here.

Oh yeah. After their 5-11 season and perpetually threatening to move the team if the city didn’t meet the owner’s ransom demands, I’m sure the bandwagon was really filling up this year...

Bet your ass.

I want the Chargers in LA to fail so bad. Such a great city that saw its self as the antithesis to the Raider and its fans, like my 6 DUI cousin Mark. Should be out of Lompoc soon tho. But he’s got a weird edge to him, he’ll be back.

Except it’s got a shitload of nuclear powered aircraft carriers ready in case anyone tries to take away the Padres.

At least there weren’t a lot of people there to be offended.

So weird, Cleveland doesn’t have a professional football team either.

Cleveland has a comic book convention? Asking for a friend.

Now San Diego has nothing going for it but perfect weather, beaches, and Comic-Con...It’s the Cleveland of the west coast.

Not quite. He appears to have some Sidney Dean in him as well. Meet Chase Hunter: